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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby Zazaban » Wed Dec 05, 2012 9:44 am

*Stan looks at Kenny.*

Stan: Or that. Holy sh*t that smells strong.

Yally: Yes. And I promise that I'll try to not infect anything, Sam. *Smiles at Sam* I couldn't call it infecting though, I'd call it, 'improving.'
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby (ugly)Bob » Wed Dec 05, 2012 11:00 am

Sam: okay, don't do anything that would piss us off

Alex: ....whiskey is flammable

Kenny: holy sh*t, dude, can we take the--

Sam: we could. Papa wouldn't ever know, he has dementia

Alex: man, leavers week would have a ball in here


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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby kylekennypiptweek » Wed Dec 05, 2012 3:54 pm

(( HAPPY 600TH PAGE-IVERSARY, YOU GUYS! WE MADE IT TO PAGE 600! MILESTONE! :D :D :D ))

Topanga: What's whiskey? *waves air in front of her* It smells weird in here...

Kyle: Whiskey is alcohol. It smells gross. *disgusted face*

Topanga: Oh! What daddy drinks? *looks at Jason*

Jason: Uh...y-yeah, what your dad drinks... *rubs back of neck, thinks* Thinking: And sells....Among other things...*sigh* Why does she hqve to be so innocent and sweet? F*ck you brain, stop thinking that! Why is Kyle staring at me? Oh, I must be just staring off. Sh*t. *blinks, looks around*

Kyle: *cocks an eyebrow at his behavior, mummbles to self* Okay then...
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby (ugly)Bob » Wed Dec 05, 2012 4:03 pm

*Sam goes to a cupboard, opens the bottles*

Sam: Kenny. do you know what a Molotov cocktail is?

Kenny: a--

Sam: That's what we're doing

Alex: that's dangerous!

Sam: It's the only way!

Alex: .......why is Jason staring at the whiskey like he just realized he was caught out thinking something weird?

Kenny: I have no idea

*they loot the glass cupboard*
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby kylekennypiptweek » Wed Dec 05, 2012 4:36 pm

Jason: Huh? What? I'm not thinking an-anything weird! God....

Kyle: You've been acting weird lately, dude.

Jason: So have you!

Topanga: You guys are both acting weird! Stop it!
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby (ugly)Bob » Wed Dec 05, 2012 5:30 pm

Sam: well, back off, everyone, alright!?

Alex: Jesus christ, you're scaring everyone!

Sam: sorry, i'm feeling annoyed today

*he fishes out bottles of whiskey*

Sam: right! Alex, do you have the matches?

Alex: i sure do

*they start walking out to the pond*
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby kylekennypiptweek » Wed Dec 05, 2012 5:34 pm

Topanga: You feeling a little annoyed today? I'm sorry, I hope you don't lash out on people.

Kyle: Huh, she is like that, Jason.

Jason: Told you. *crosses arms*

Topanga: What? I'm like what?

Jason: Nothing, we're talking about big kid stuff.

Topanga: Oh.... *looks down*

Kyle: What he means was, boy stuff.

Topanga: Ooooh! *nods*
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby (ugly)Bob » Wed Dec 05, 2012 5:38 pm

Sam: I really am sorry, Topanga

*they reach the pond*

Alex: okay so since this is water, people, we're gonna have to have you, Kyle, shoot the bottles in the water

Kenny: this is going to be fun

Sam: Topanga, would you like to throw one?

Alex: what are you doing?

Sam: I'm trying to be nice!

*Alex uncaps a bottle, stuffs a lit match inside and throws it to the water*
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby kylekennypiptweek » Wed Dec 05, 2012 5:46 pm

Kyle: *quickly takes pistol out and shoots bottle* This is kinda fun. Should I be worried?

Topanga: Naw, if that was the case, everyone would be worried all the time. *laughs*

Jason: *chuckles darkly, a little tired*

Topanga: *turns to Sam, smiles* Sure, I'd love to!
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby (ugly)Bob » Wed Dec 05, 2012 5:52 pm

*fire erupts from the pond, where Kyle shot the bottle*

Alex: woah!

*Sam gives the bottle to Topanga and a lighter*

Sam: throw far!
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby kylekennypiptweek » Wed Dec 05, 2012 5:54 pm

Topanga: Alright! *smirks, lights bottle and chucks it far* That good?

Kyle: Yeah! Real good! *shoots bottle again*

Jason: I swear the explosions are cooler than anything....
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby (ugly)Bob » Wed Dec 05, 2012 5:56 pm

Sam: cool stuff! rather romantic

Alex: explosions are romantic!?

Sam: the colours! the colours are romantic!

Alex: jesus, sam

*everyone throws the bottles one by one, lighting each one*
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby kylekennypiptweek » Wed Dec 05, 2012 6:00 pm

Kyle: *shoots each bottle, causing the explosions to form* It is?

Topanga: Yeah, it is! *smiles* The explosions make a series of colours that, together, they make something really beautiful and romantic.... *stares at explosions*

Jason: *nods in agreement*

Kyle: *gives a little nod in agreement also, mesmerized by the explosions*
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby (ugly)Bob » Wed Dec 05, 2012 6:02 pm

Sam: It sure does..... make you think romance

Alex: oh, that's the last bottle

Sam: Okay, guys! great. the last one!

*Sam lifts up a massive Johnny Walker, about half a foot*

Alex: Shoot that one when it's in the water, Kyle

*Sam flings the bottle far, alcohol spraying from the bottle*

Alex: we have burnt the cocaine!

(it prob. doesn't. but for the sake of this, we'll pretend it does..)
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby kylekennypiptweek » Wed Dec 05, 2012 6:12 pm

Kyle: *when the bottle hits the water, he shoots it*

Topanga: *amazed by the colours, daydreams*

Jason: *sits down, watching the explosions grow smoke*
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