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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby (ugly)Bob » Sat Dec 08, 2012 1:52 am

Kenny: we just did a really cool stunt

Alex: and Kenny and I broke up

Sam: that's really all you missed
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby Zazaban » Sat Dec 08, 2012 1:55 am

Matthew: Oh.... you two were a couple?

Stan: Yes, they were, dude.

Matthew: ....oh.

Yally: I'm sorry to hear that. I'm here if either of you need somebody to talk to.

Stan: ....

Matthew: I just assumed that Kenny was, uh- but that's bad news.
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby (ugly)Bob » Sat Dec 08, 2012 1:56 am

Alex: we're over it, it's fine

Kenny: what did you think i was?

Sam: you guys missed the coolest stunt!

Alex: i still can't get over that stunt... they must've really done the real thing
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby Zazaban » Sat Dec 08, 2012 2:07 am

Stan: Aw man, I can't believe I missed it, diid you get it on video?

Matthew: *To Kenny.* Well, you know, just the way you talk, I thought you were, sort of, a rake.

Stan: What's that?

Matthew: A philanderer.

Stan: ...huh?

Matthew: A debaucher!

Stan: What?!

Yally: A slut.

Stan: Oh. *Thinks* I can see that.
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby (ugly)Bob » Sat Dec 08, 2012 2:17 am

Kenny: ..................

Alex: That was.....

Sam: Hay, don't go around calling my friends rakes, Matthew!

Kenny: yea..

Sam: far out, i have had it with you, Matthew!
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby Zazaban » Sat Dec 08, 2012 2:21 am

Matthew: But - I didn't meant that- it's not- *Shakes hands back and forth* I didn't mean to insult you!

Stan: But you did. Apologize!

Matthew: Sorry. But I didn't mean so strong a word. That was him *Points at Yally.* I just thought you, uh, were-

Yally: A whore?

Matthew: No!

Stan: A flirt?

Matthew: That's it!
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby (ugly)Bob » Sat Dec 08, 2012 2:22 am

Sam: Not to me!

Kenny: to me!

Alex: what an assh*le!
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby Zazaban » Sat Dec 08, 2012 2:25 am

Stan: ...I guess flirt isn't as bad.

Matthew: I'm sorry, Kenny- but- I didn't think men with women talked about fish balls.

*Yally laughs*
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby (ugly)Bob » Sat Dec 08, 2012 2:32 am

Kenny: I am not with anyone!

Alex: true

Kenny: and i am not some f*cking Jigalo!

Alex: you did talk about fish balls though

Kenny: i made that story up

Alex: still perverted

Kenny: that's a current terminology i prefer

Sam: Matthew, you...i would assume. have thought abut dirty thoughts, Does that make you a rake!? no? then.... what does talking about fish genitalia makes one a f*cking rake!?

Alex: okay can we move on? he's from 1930, he won't get any of what we're saying or what Kenny is even saying
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby Zazaban » Sat Dec 08, 2012 2:35 am

Matthew: I was raised to not talk about that. My mom would put soap in my mouth and scrub it clean.

Stan: Aw man, dude, that sucks.

Matthew: So I'm sorry for the misunderstanding.

Yally: I forgive you.

Matthew: ...for what?!

Yally: I'm just glad you're really sorry.

Matthew: You should be forgiving me! You kissed me! And you taste rancid!
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby (ugly)Bob » Sat Dec 08, 2012 2:40 am

Sam: wait, you're a homosexual? why don't you hire a jigalo?

Kenny: and while you're at it, i am still waiting for my apology

Alex: great, we pissed off about five people here...
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby Zazaban » Sat Dec 08, 2012 2:43 am

Matthew: I- I'm not a homosexual. And I did apologize. I apologize again.

Stan: Okay, why don't you ladies settle down. Matthew's from when everyone wore three layers of underwear and Kenny's comfortably perverted. Can we settle on this.

Matthew: I didn't wear0

Stan: Can we settle on this?

Matthew: ...okay. Besides, I wasn't the one who called Kenny a slut. *Glares at Yally.*
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby (ugly)Bob » Sat Dec 08, 2012 2:45 am

Sam: far out

Alex: Okay, let's just pretend we just had five minutes of dementia and forgot what just happened

Kenny: Matthew, you called me a rake

Alex: arcade, anyone?

Kenny: f*ck you two to hell

Alex: drop it already!

Sam: okay, arcade, people!

*they go to the arcade*
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby Zazaban » Sat Dec 08, 2012 2:48 am

Matthew: Good idea.

Yally: We can finish that game we had going. I almost figured out how to move around.

Stan: Sure. *Talks quiet.* Just don't talk to Kenny, I think he's ready to beat the sh*t out of you both.

Matthew: Yes.

Yally: Fine.

(This is why I shouldn't roleplay with a cold DX)
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby (ugly)Bob » Sat Dec 08, 2012 2:50 am

Kenny: I WILL! You called me a RAKE!

Alex: what, do you have any 1930 insults?

Kenny: I stick my thumb at you!

*they go to the arcade*

Sam: chill out!

Alex: i was sarcastic

Kenny: fine, but next time i might lose it
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