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*Yally waves at Kenny.*

Yally: Do you want to show me how to play Space Invaders, Kenny?

Stan: I just warned you...

Matthew: I'm going to try that thing with the cars in it.

(Honestly, I should stop, my head is all fogged up XD)

Kenny: ...........fine

*he goes up to the space invaders machine*

Alex: um. halo, anyone?

Sam: sure

*they go up to the XBOX*



(XD XD XD XD this entire thing is just funny, alright. get better XD)

(It's funny because 'rake' isn't that much of an insult. And Kenny does arguably qualify XD XD XD.)

Matthew: Sure, I'll try Hello.

Stan: Halo.

Matthew: Oh. Is it religious?

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Yally: What do you do with this button, Kenny? *Points at joystick, grinning like a kid at Christmas*

(I know, right! XD XD XDXD XDXDXDXD)


*Kenny starts punching the living sh*t out of Yally, strangling him*

Kenny: GGGRRR!!!!! YOU WILL fFUCKING DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Kenny keeps beating Yally up, furious*
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Alex: No, it's not religeous at all!

Sam: it's a shooter

*Yally's head breaks open under the pressure of Kenny's blows, and falls off when Kenny's strangling grip easily breaks it off, and orange and green goop splatters out everywhere. Yally turns to mush.*

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Matthew: Oh. So it's like the military?

Stan: Yeah. You'll see. *Hears screams.* What's going on back there?

*Kenny keeps punching Yally's liquidizing form, he still keeps beating the living sh*t out of the mush*

Kenny: I will f*cking KILL YOU!

*Sam and Alex run up to Kenny*

Alex: JESUS CHRIST!

Sam: I do not entirely plan on asking what set him off

Stan: Holy sh*t!

Random person: Oh my god! That kid just killed another kid!

Person 2: Call the police!

Matthew: Don't call the police! We can handle it!

*Kenny gets a funny look of his face, arms freeze.*

Kenny: Goodness, Kenny, your fist went right through my face! You can't imagine what that felt like!

*Kenny jerks and his arms start going forward again as they were.*

*Kenny gets off, seething*

Kenny: .........................try again, Yally

Alex: This is really ending well. isn't it? *sarcastic*

Sam: No one's really thought of throwing anti-biotics at him?

Alex: Ask Zazaban, i think i smell the flu

Kenny: Can i please take some of your anti-biotics, Zazaban?

(XD)

Voice in sky: I'm staying out of this.

Stan: Fat help you are.

Matthew: What th-

Stan: Ignore it.

*Yally is starting to reform in a puddle of himself a few feet away.*

(That's really my general reaction XD)

Kenny: Try me again, Yally.

Alex: Still got the punches, Kenny?

Kenny: I do. I have an idea

*Kenny lunges at Yally's reforming figure, pen in hand*

Sam: oh, infections can stay on non living items for more than--

Kenny: I know that!

*Yally's arm grabs Kenny's and tries to fend him off.*

Stan: Dude, the police are coming.

*Matthew is furiously playing space invaders and trying hard to not pay attention.*

Alex: That’s it, I’m buying the anti-bacterial pills
*Alex exits the arcade, annoyed*
Sam: bring detol! and hand sanitizer! and other bacterial killing stuff!
Alex: *off* I will!
Sam: Kenny! The police are coming!
Kenny: I WILL END YOU!
*Kenny runs out the arcade*

Yally: But I'm not bacteria, I'm-

Stan: Shut up!

(Is the hate really that intense? XD)

*Kenny re-enters the arcade with detol and squirts the stuff all over Yally*

Sam: He's not bacteria!

*Alex re-enters the arcade*

Alex: Jesus Christ!

Sam: Okay, why don't we just settle this dispute over like normal people

Alex: How? he's been pissing off our friend!

Sam: you don't beat the living sh*t out of people that give you the sh*ts!

Alex: oh... right... We're overreacting!

(They're ten! they do that! i am laughing so much)

Sam: we are overreacting!

Stan: Cartman's still alive. Don't be a psycho. *Is playing the mature one as convenience.*

Matthew: Shoot the little green thing, shoot the green thing, happy, happy, happy...

Yally: I was only having a little fun. But I don't mind if you punch me a little. I don't really hurt.

*The police come in*

Yates: Oh sh*t, what's that on the floor?

*Cartman arrives after hearing the commotion.*

Cartman: Oh sh*t! Kyle's revaled his true form!

(I know they are XD I'm just laughing at it.)