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Re: Role Play Thread
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 9:28 am
by (ugly)Bob
Alex: sorry, our friend overreacted
Kenny: overreacted?
Sam: really. chill. out. Kenny. please. do. not. react. more. than. necessary.
Alex: well what do you expect, we're ten. we overreact
Sam: more like he overreacted
Kenny: sorry, you just really get on my nerves
random: Nerve endings!
Kenny: .......nerves
Alex: what? Kyle's right there with Topanga in the corner
Re: Role Play Thread
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 9:30 am
by Zazaban
Yally: *Fully formed.* That's okay. I understand.
Cartman: Heeeey, you're not Kyle. *Notices actual Kyle.* Awwww.
Yates: I'm still arresting someone. *Arrests random black man and leaves.*
Stan: Who still wants to play halo? *Shakes Matthew by the shoulder*
Re: Role Play Thread
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 9:32 am
by (ugly)Bob
Sam: That was racist what you just did!
Alex: and then they all played halo
Sam: .....fine
*they sit and play halo*
Kenny: anyway.... Matthew? are you joining us?
*realizes Matthew looks scared shitless about what just happened*
Re: Role Play Thread
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 9:35 am
by Zazaban
Yally: I think we traumatized Matthew, Kenny.
Matthew: ..... *In monotone.* I'm fine. *Sites down in front of Xbox with the rest.
Stan: ... Uh, okay. *Gives Matthew a controller.* Hey, we can only have four people play at once.
Re: Role Play Thread
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 9:36 am
by (ugly)Bob
*kenny doesn't pick up the controller. just stares at it*
Kenny: ...
Sam: I'll play who ever joins me
*he picks up a controller*
Alex: I'll wait my turn, i haven't played this one
Re: Role Play Thread
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 9:38 am
by Zazaban
*Yally picks up controller.*
Yally: Somebody will have to tell me how to make this go, I really don't know.
Stan: Are you okay Kenny?
*Matthew pokes idly at controller.*
Re: Role Play Thread
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 9:41 am
by (ugly)Bob
*Kenny picks up the controller, starts playing*
Kenny: --yes, i am
Alex: ...you do not know how to play Xbox?
Sam: he's from 1930. You use the buttons on the controller to attack, jump, shoot, activate and move around
Re: Role Play Thread
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 9:43 am
by Zazaban
Matthew: O- okay. *Starts to perk up a little.*
Yally: So it's like the one from yesterday. Okay. but the little stick is smaller, and there's two of them. I see.
Stan: It's pretty simple. *Starts up game.*
(It's quarter to two in the morning, I think I'm running out of juice.)
Re: Role Play Thread
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 9:44 am
by (ugly)Bob
Sam: great! let's start
*he starts playing*
Kenny: why does everything Yally is say have some perverted connotation to it?
((Okay, that was funny, all in all, playing with a cold is possible! XD))
Re: Role Play Thread
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 9:47 am
by Zazaban
(Well, I've done it drunk before.)
*Playing.*
Yally: Oooh, I like those aliens, they're colourful and bumpy.
Stan: *Shoots one.*
Yally: And they squirt!
Matthew: How do I look down, I can't stop looking at the sky!
Re: Role Play Thread
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 9:50 am
by (ugly)Bob
*everyone cracks up*
Sam: this is what i get for letting a beginner start on my team....
Alex: You're playing so bad, we may as well be playing Lucy in the sky on the jukebox
*Sam and Kenny shoot aliens*
Kenny: The game gets more coloured when you're high
Alex: where did that come from?
Kenny: one has played when high..
(Touche)
Re: Role Play Thread
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 9:52 am
by Zazaban
Yally: *Licks own slime off of controller.* Hm. I'm getting the hang of it. *Shoots alien.* Yes. *Smiles.*
Stan: Yeah, dude, like that.
*Matthew goes off cliff*
Yally: You played this on drugs, Kenny? How was it? *Lobs bomb by accident.* Ooh! Colourful explosion! *Lobs another, hits Matthew as he re-spawns.*
Matthew: Hey!
Yally: Sorry!
(I should totally go to bed.)
Re: Role Play Thread
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 9:54 am
by (ugly)Bob
Kenny: it was insane!
Sam: Dammit! i lost one of my men! press respawn!
Alex: i believe it's Illogically relocate alive and in one piece
Kenny: or do what i do. reincarnate
*Sam presses respawn on Matthew's controller*
Sam: shoot those alien thingys, Matthew!
*sam shoots the aliens, Kenny shoots aliens*
(Okay, Goodnight and get well!!!)
Re: Role Play Thread
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 9:55 am
by Zazaban
Matthew: O- Okay. *Shoots alien.*
Stan: Yeah, like that!
*Yally gets into warthog, drives around.*
Yally: Wheeeeee.
(Thanks! I probably blew my chances by staying up so late XD But it was worth it! Night!)
Re: Role Play Thread
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 9:57 am
by (ugly)Bob
Kenny: No, i believe it's the boogyman!
*their characters run away from Yally's driving*
Sam: shoot! get on the back of the thingamajig!
Alex: warthog!
Sam: I mean warthog!
*Kenny fires at Yally's character*
Alex: I'm joining them
Sam: yeah, you guys continue
*Alex + Sam goes to sit with Topanga*
Sam: Alex, i think Topanga's still in shock from that stunt!
Alex: so do i!
*Sam leans in, as if trying to listen if she's breathing*
Alex: someone's lost their breath
Sam: she's awe struck! look at those eyes!
*Alex waves a hand over her field of vision*
Sam: Topaaaanga?
Alex: yes, i am clinically calling her dazzled
Sam: dazzled?
Alex: You dazzled her You sweep the girl off her feet, Literally, and now look at her!
*Sam laughs at this*
Sam: Hey Topanga, wanna go again? Are you alive, there?
Alex: Topanga? are you star struck? are you on Earth?
Sam: i think she's on the moon, look how dazed and dazzled she looks!
Alex: i cannot believe you actually swept her off her feet and off to the moon
Sam: the moon part wasn't part of my plan
*they crack up*
('Night!)