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Re: Role Play Thread

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 1:04 am
by (ugly)Bob
Alex: correction, they smell rancid!
Sam: so... What should we do?
Kenny: clean up?
*everyone starts mopping, scrubbing blood stains*

Re: Role Play Thread

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 1:06 am
by kylekennypiptweek
Topanga: *washing dishes* But...didn't Yally say NOT to clean up?

Re: Role Play Thread

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 1:09 am
by (ugly)Bob
Alex: we must... Clean... The... Blood
*scraping off a blood stain*
Alex: someone threw a corpse a foot or two! Look at that smear!

Re: Role Play Thread

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 1:13 am
by kylekennypiptweek
Topanga: That's disturbing and oddly satifying....

Re: Role Play Thread

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 1:15 am
by (ugly)Bob
Sam: it is disturbing
Alex: cleaning after a dead body isn't satisfying'

Re: Role Play Thread

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 1:18 am
by kylekennypiptweek
Topanga: I'll do it, you clean the dishes, then.

Re: Role Play Thread

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 3:17 am
by Zazaban
Matthew: Alright - I can try to clean up the counter. It's covered in dust. ...Even though I'm allergic.

Stan: Uh.... maybe I should do that. Can you find out where to get baked stuff, Matthew? I don't think anyone here can do it.

Matthew: No, I think i can figure it out. I've watched mama. *Looks around.* I don't know if we have an oven though.

*Stan points.*

Matthew: That's an oven? Where do you put the wood?

Stan: Bit out of date, dude.

Yally: I can bake.

Stan: We don't want you touching the food.

Yally: I can wear gloves.

Stan: We'll keep it in reserve.

Re: Role Play Thread

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 3:26 am
by kylekennypiptweek
Topanga: *cleaning the blood spread* Why can't Yally touch the food? He isn't going to kill it, is he?

Re: Role Play Thread

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 3:30 am
by Zazaban
Stan: I'm just scared he'll infect it.

Yally: I said I'll wear gloves!

Stan: Plus, if people find out the food is made by a fungus-

Matthew: Then don't tell anyone. If he wears gloves... *Glances hesitantly at Yally, who is snapping on black rubber gloves, and smiling widely.* Uh....

Stan: ...Can anyone else bake?

Re: Role Play Thread

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 3:56 am
by (ugly)Bob
Sam: no
Alex: no ...
Kenny: can't
*they watch yally put on gloves*
Sam: what would the health and safety inspector say!

Re: Role Play Thread

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 4:00 am
by Zazaban
Yally: He'd say good job for putting on gloves.

Stan: .....yeah, okay, you drip slime.

Yally: But I'm wearing gloves!

Matthew: ....I can help with the baking?

Re: Role Play Thread

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 4:05 am
by (ugly)Bob
Sam: why don't we just sell food that we can cook

Re: Role Play Thread

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 4:06 am
by kylekennypiptweek
Topanga: I can't really bake, but I know how to.... *scrubbing blood off* This was a LONG time ago.....

Re: Role Play Thread

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 4:10 am
by Zazaban
Yally: What can everyone cook?

Matthew: I know how to make stew ... and I think I can do sausages.

Re: Role Play Thread

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 4:14 am
by (ugly)Bob
Alex: desserts like cakes
Sam: steak off a wild animal... See? We don't have to be limited to pastries
Kenny: I can't make anything... Other than waffles