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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby (ugly)Bob » Thu Dec 13, 2012 6:55 am

Alex: okay
*she starts making batter*
Sam: yay! Chilli brownies (had to)
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby Zazaban » Thu Dec 13, 2012 7:09 am

Stan: Matthew, check and see if it's cocaine.

Matthew: No! I don't know!

Yally: Okay. What can I do? I can pass things.
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby (ugly)Bob » Thu Dec 13, 2012 7:12 am

Sam: if it wasn't cocaine you all would be high!
Alex: we need customers and more food
Kenny: waffles, anyone?
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby Zazaban » Thu Dec 13, 2012 7:33 am

Matthew: Sure, that would be great. *Opens oven, looks in.* There's no fire...

Yally: There's a toaster in back, Kenny.

Stan: We should put something in these displays before people arrive.
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby (ugly)Bob » Thu Dec 13, 2012 7:38 am

Alex: great
*kenny finds a toaster, sticks a frozen waffle in*
Sam: I'll take my cue to get the ...steak
*he exits*
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby Zazaban » Thu Dec 13, 2012 7:49 am

Matthew: Is there anything I can put on the stove? ... Are they pots or pans?

Stan: No. I'll go buy some ... or something. *Goes to buy stuff.*
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby (ugly)Bob » Thu Dec 13, 2012 7:55 am

*alex puts the batter in the oven*
Alex: that's how an oven works
Kenny: aaaand the waffles are done
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby Zazaban » Thu Dec 13, 2012 8:05 am

Matthew: Awesome! Do we have plates?

Yally: *Points in the back.* We have plates. Some of them have blood on them, though.

Matthew: I'll throw those out... *Goes in back.*
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby (ugly)Bob » Thu Dec 13, 2012 8:09 am

Kenny: how can police allow us to own a bakery with blood all over it
Alex: shot police force...
Kenny: how do we market this place?
Alex: by smell and seeing flyers
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby Zazaban » Thu Dec 13, 2012 8:16 am

*Stan comes back with a big cart of pots and pans.*

Stan: Okay. I bought a bunch of stuff.

(Going to bed soon - job interview tomorrow, nervous as hell.)
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby (ugly)Bob » Thu Dec 13, 2012 8:19 am

Alex: okay, great, I think I'm serving this thing on a pan...
Kenny: that be funny

(Good luck and be funny! For some reason all job interviews I go to- they hire the funny performance...)
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby kylekennypiptweek » Fri Dec 14, 2012 12:00 am

((Good luck, love! :D))

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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby (ugly)Bob » Fri Dec 14, 2012 12:14 am

*alex serves cake on a plate, Kenny puts waffles with syrup on a plate and takes both dishes to the front window*

Alex: done
Kenny: the kitchen is less filthy than--

* Sam arrives, meat in a bag*

Sam: saddest looking deer I have come across but very good catch
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby kylekennypiptweek » Fri Dec 14, 2012 12:18 am

Topanga: *sees blood dripping from bag* Sam! Don't let thee blood drip on the floor, it will make this place dirty!
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby (ugly)Bob » Fri Dec 14, 2012 12:22 am

Sam: will do!

*he carefully takes the meat out the bag, takes a pan*

Sam: i assume no one knows how to make gravy?

*he disposes the plastic bag and puts the meat, now in cutlets, on the pan on the stove*

Alex: no... just mix stuff together to make it look like gravy, frankly the food we're preparing now is only for display at the window

Sam: oh alright...

Kenny: Topanga, can you make anything for display?
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