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Bob: I'm sure it's not as bad as some of the songs of the modern era, I'm more into jazz, like... 1940-1990's very uplifting to the miserable or anyone, really

Gemini: but it's not bad

Bob: I wouldn't pick it... Nyea I like it

Gemini: told you!

Bob: okay it's good

Gemini: Now then, I'm going to get a new computer.
Bob: (aghast) Why? You don't like your current one?
Gemini: Not really. I mean I don't hate it. I'm just tired of it being so slow.
Bob: Okay. What are you planning on getting?
Gemini: A MacBook Pro.
Bob: So an Apple? I gotcha.
Gemini: Yep. I won't need anti-virus if I don't run a Windows operating system on it. MacIntosh computers aren't as common as regular PC's.
Bob: Ah, okay. Can I use it when you get it?
Gemini: Yes, you can.
Niels: So you're coming around, huh?
Gemini: Nah. I've always liked Macs. I used them when I was a journalist. I just haven't been able to afford one until now.
Mo: I definitely want to use it, too!
Gemini: (slightly annoyed) I know, I know. Everyone wants to use my computer.

Bob: we just blanked out for a while
Zazaban: that was a mighty long blank out
Gemini: what were we doing again?

Bob: I don't remember.
Gemini: Well, then...
Niels: I blame Gemini.
Gemini: You would, Niels. You would.
Mo: Guys, guys! Quit fighting!
Gemini: Who's fighting? Are you fighting, Niels?
Niels: Nope.
Gemini: Bob?
Bob: No, I'm not.
Mo: But...but...
Gemini: What what in the butt?
Mo: No.
Gemini: Exactly.
Bob: We have some of the craziest convos, don't we?
Niels: Eh, it takes my mind off of politics for a little bit.
Gemini: Yup. Also, it's fun to just go with what's going on. Remember that one time when that one guy farted and we almost died because of the smell?
Mo: Wasn't that you?
Gemini: Nope.

Gemini: Yup. Also, it's fun to just go with what's going on. Remember that one time when that one guy farted and we almost died because of the smell?
Mo: Wasn't that you?
Gemini: Nope.
Gemini: Hey who's that weirdo coming in here like that?
Mo: I don't know, but he smells like cigarettes.
Milo: Hello! Is this the right adress?
Gemini: Depends? What's your name?
Milo: Milo sir, pleasure to meet you.
*Milo shakes Gemini's hand*
Gemini: Nice to meet you.
*Milo shakes Mo's hand*
Mo: Hello.
*Milo shakes Bob's hand*
Bob: Hi there!
*Milo shakes Neils's hand*
Neils: Fu[white][/white]ck off!
Milo: Okay.
Gemini: So what brings you here?

(YES! YOUR ORIGINAL NAME IS BACK! 10/10!)

Milo: I'm homeless and I need a place to sleep.
Mo: Really?
Milo: Nah! *laughs* Just wanted to see what your reaction would be. This place seems fun.
Niels: It's not.
Gemini: Nope. It certainly isn't.
Niels: Now we're on the same page.
Gemini: I was being sarcastic.
Niels: I know. So was I. Hence the same page comment. *grins*
Milo: Wait. What?
Niels: F*ck off.
Milo: Okay...
Bob: Oh, don't mind him. He's angry about everything.
Niels: No, I'm not.
Gemini: Um, you do get angry at a lot of things, man.
Niels: Like you.
Gemini: Yep.
Mo: Guys, I'm hungry.
Niels: F*ck hunger! I wish we didn't have to eat to stay alive!
Bob: See, Milo? He gets pretty angry.

Niels: F*ck hunger! I wish we didn't have to eat to stay alive!
Bob: See, Milo? He gets pretty angry.
Milo: I can get past that.
Bob: I like your silver hair.
Milo: Thank you.
Bob: Can I touch it.
Milo: Uhh... Yeah of course.
*Bob touches Milo's hair*
Bob: Oh my God. Your hair is so soft, Milo. Hey, you guys gotta come feel his hair.
Niels: I'm not gonna touch his hair. It's weird.
Mo: I'll pass.
Bob: Gemini, you come feel this.
Gemini: Fine, I'll touch his hair.
*Gemini touches Milo's hair*
Gemini: Whoa! What shampoo do you use?
Milo: Ouch ouch ouch, hey that hurts.

Gemini: Oh i'm sorry, i forgot to mention i have razor sharp talon like nails
*repulsed hand snatch off*
Bob: aw sh*t! WHY did i touch your hair! It probably has lice in it...
Gemini: I don't know! Its f*ckin' weird! Stop touching his hair! I don't know why i'm doing it either!
Bob: I regret touching his hair, thank you for the outburst
Neils: EVERYONE JUST LEAVE OUR HAIR ALONE! I mean seriously! who greets nearly HALF strangers and wants to touch their hair!
Gemini: You're just jealous because you only have arm hair

[white]Milo[/white]: First of all, my hair does not have lice, I take showers. Second of all, I usually have flesh eating scarab beetles in hair instead. Third, I haven't had those in years. Fourth of all, if y'all were gonna have a problem with it, why did you guys want to touch it?
[white]Bob[/white]: I don't know! It's just that I've never seen anyone with natural silver hair.
[white]Gemini[/white]: You gotta admit, it's pretty eye-catching.
[white]Milo[/white]: Alright, let's change the conversation. Anyone got a cigarette?

Niels: Dude, you know I don't have only arm hair. What the f*ck are you talking about?
Gemini: Easy. 'Tis only a joke.
Niels: Quit talking like a douche.
Gemini: I can't. You're here.
Niels: You're making me not like you.
Gemini: And that's how annoying Niels is done, Milo. *grins*
Niels: You f*cking bastard. Good one. Anyway, no, I don't have a cigarette. I don't smoke. Nasty habit.
Bob: Yes, it is.
Gemini: My dad smoked for nearly thirty years. He finally quit when I was 17. He quit cold turkey, too.
Niels: Eating cold turkey is pretty bad, after all.
Gemini: I knew you were gonna make that joke.
Niels: Of course.

Gemini: So I went over the numbers, and we're one dollar in debt.
Bob: One dollar?!? What?!?
Mo: American, Canadian, or Australian?
Gemini: Uh, American.

Gemini: it's interesting you gave so few currencies i mean what if it's Zanzinian currency?
Mo: That... That isn't a currency.
Bob: *Lol'ing*
Gemini: You all know what i mean!

Gemini: There was a movie in which time was used as currency, and people didn't physically age past twenty-five. It was crazy!
Bob: Oh, interesting.
Niels: Sounds like something I would write if I knew how to write for movies.
Mo: Oh, no. No, no, no, no!
Gemini: *puzzled* What's the problem, man?
Mo: They'd have to have genetically engineer people in order for that to happen, right?
Gemini: Yes.
Niels: I hear they also go inside and remove all logical thought.
Gemini: That's what the Cybermen do.
Niels: Sh*t. Got the wrong series again, didn't I?
Mo: Yep. That was Doctor Who. I'm not freaking out this time.
Gemini: *in monotone Cyberman voice* Excellent. You are being assimilated.
*Mo freaks out*
Niels: *laughing* Dammit, Gemini!
Bob: This is fun. *laughs*
*Mo calms down*
Mo: You need to stop, Gemini.
Gemini: Okay, okay. I'm sorry. I won't mess with you anymore. I promise.

Gemini: You know, dude, you've been staring at me like that for about a year now

Bob: I know.

GeminiL am i that attractive?

Bob: Oh, please, you wish.

Niels: Oh wow i thought you got eaten by a kangaroo!

Bob: They're... not carnivores

Gemini: wait i thought they were!

*a hoard of man eating kangaroos come scampering towards them, frothing at the mouth*

Bob: welp, this is the end!

Gemini: or is it?