What would happen if Cartman ruled the world

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What would happen if Cartman ruled the world

Postby Iceman720 » Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:38 am

Just a thought.
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Re: What would happen if Cartman ruled the world

Postby seamus yarr » Wed Oct 07, 2009 9:49 am

it would be better
more stupidity less jews and more food
happy days!
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Re: What would happen if Cartman ruled the world

Postby Big-Will » Wed Oct 07, 2009 11:27 am

Every country would have an obesity epidemic.
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Re: What would happen if Cartman ruled the world

Postby Butters 1 » Wed Oct 07, 2009 3:37 pm

There would basically be no world
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Re: What would happen if Cartman ruled the world

Postby Wii fit man » Wed Oct 07, 2009 3:44 pm

seamus yarr wrote:it would be better
more stupidity less jews and more food
happy days!

No.

Everyone would die.
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Re: What would happen if Cartman ruled the world

Postby nbabechenko » Sun Dec 20, 2009 5:03 pm

As much as I love Cartman, if he ruled the world it would be horrible. Jews would be killed or forced into slavery (which for some would be a good thing); anyone who Cartman disliked would be tortured, killed, or forced into slavery; and he would force his ideals on everyone. I could go into further, smaller details, but this is a Forum thread, not an essay paper. Damn, I hate agreeing with Wii fit man! :x
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Re: What would happen if Cartman ruled the world

Postby BRMBug » Sun Dec 20, 2009 5:30 pm

*See what happened in Wacky Molestation Adventure and multiply it by 1000*
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Re: What would happen if Cartman ruled the world

Postby iloveyouguys » Sun Dec 20, 2009 5:32 pm

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


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Re: What would happen if Cartman ruled the world

Postby nbabechenko » Mon Dec 21, 2009 9:19 pm

He did manage to keep an intact society in "Wacky Molestation Adventure" (Somewhat). iloveyouguys, whose comment are you laughing at?
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Re: What would happen if Cartman ruled the world

Postby liv4real » Mon Jul 12, 2010 6:46 pm

well he would get stupid racist people to do stuff for him. but eventually the world would get so bad that a revolution would happen and the smart good people would be no match for the ignorant racist people and end in cartmans assassination. I would not be surprised if stan and/or kyle were involved in the assassination. :D
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Re: What would happen if Cartman ruled the world

Postby sveeen » Thu Jul 15, 2010 1:36 pm

if cartman rules the world i would do the if russia attack.building a militia and fight for freedom


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Re: What would happen if Cartman ruled the world

Postby furrybutch » Thu Jul 15, 2010 2:08 pm

i'd oficially pack my bags and join the army.
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Re: What would happen if Cartman ruled the world

Postby Ike_ve » Thu Jul 15, 2010 6:11 pm

He would later wake up and find out that he is just a fat assh*le and will never rule the world.

It would be hella better if towelie ruled the world. The old season 5 towelie, not the new one. We would finally get rid of the towel problem. That's the most important thing. I mean we all want a towel. We always forget the towels. We stay wet, that's bad. We must remember to bring a towel. Oh, yeah, and he would legalize marijuana.
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Re: What would happen if Cartman ruled the world

Postby Flare022 » Fri Jul 16, 2010 10:12 pm

Um All Jews Would Be locked in cage and and held above lava in airprt hilton and server comes and asks if everythings allright like in the ginger episode
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Re: What would happen if Cartman ruled the world

Postby p4r4n01d » Fri Aug 06, 2010 4:36 pm

If Cartman ruled the world then things would be similar to the real world we live in today. People would lose their freedom and himself, and his close (powerful) friends would would become wealthy beyond belief.

Oh. He would still play with teddybears. They would be his advisors.

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