What would happen if Cartman ruled the world

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Quetzalcoatl
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Re: What would happen if Cartman ruled the world

Postby Quetzalcoatl » Fri Aug 06, 2010 5:34 pm

First of all if he tries to rule the world he probably could'nt not just becouse hes a boy but also becouse hes from America.Russions Japans or etc would probably take his actions as a tread from America and start a war.Probably take over USA becouse Russions even blade America for this extreme heat these days.They say America has a weather control facility in Alaska.But i assume he already is ruling the world so it would probably be a better place.Probably jewish race would be exterminated.Well not becouse they r jew im cool with it as long as its not me so some people can die.But after no enemies left Cartman will most likely continue being a child and dream of places like casa bonita and his robot toys.So he would probably make the world a better place and there will be casa bonitas and robot toys everywhere.If you noticed cartman is a usual boy most of the time but if he has a rival a chalange or anything similar he becomes a antisemitist faschist dicdator and when he has no troubles he plays with his dolls and other toys so im telling if there will be no other possible threads for cartman in the world he would probably go to outer space and start fighting with aliens or make the world a better place...
cartmansboy91
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Re: What would happen if Cartman ruled the world

Postby cartmansboy91 » Fri Aug 06, 2010 8:10 pm

It Would Rain Snickers Bars All Over The World!
invaderzimfan#1
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Re: What would happen if Cartman ruled the world

Postby invaderzimfan#1 » Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:48 pm

:shock: we'll all be living in the 7th circle of hell.
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Milo Vonnegut 3

Re: What would happen if Cartman ruled the world

Postby Milo Vonnegut 3 » Wed Sep 18, 2013 10:38 am

What would happen if Cartman ruled the world? It would suck to be him, because I would start a rebellion and nuke his fatass.
glbunit260
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Re: What would happen if Cartman ruled the world

Postby glbunit260 » Wed Sep 18, 2013 2:54 pm

no jews, no hippies, kfc would have a national holiday, nobody would be about to go to amusement parks he's at
Ryan7
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Re: What would happen if Cartman ruled the world

Postby Ryan7 » Tue May 13, 2014 2:11 pm

Kyle will just kill himself if Cartman ruled the world.
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Re: What would happen if Cartman ruled the world

Postby Female345 » Tue May 13, 2014 6:28 pm

If Cartman ruled the world he'd create laws protecting cats (especially strays), try to eliminate or place all Jews, Gingers, and Hippies in a different country or countries.
He's declare one day as Cartman Day
Milo Vonnegut 3

Re: What would happen if Cartman ruled the world

Postby Milo Vonnegut 3 » Sun Jun 01, 2014 6:49 pm

What would happen if Cartman ruled the world


Fuck that shit.

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