Plot: Rivalry between screaming girls over boy bands The Wanted and One Direction causes a 'civil war' amongst the female students of South Park Elementary which quickly sparks similar rifts amongst teenage girls across the country. The boys attempt to intervene by travelling to England to get both One Direction and The Wanted to perform in South Park in a joined concert to reconcile the two fanbases, but Randy tries to stop the event - knowing from his own boy band experience that having both boy bands in one place at one time could cause South Park to be destroyed by the sonic vibrations from the millions of screaming girls at one time, in the one direction.
I think my idea is original, what do you guys think? It would be good if Matt and Trey did read this - would love to see an episode similar to this addressing the hordes of screaming teenage girls outside mundane events involving these artists. (I know they did the Jonas Brothers ep a few seasons ago, but focused on other aspects).
A South Park where Hitler is remade as a clone by Russia. It goes up for auction and Angela Merkel of Germany tries to buy it. Cartman is there with his mom because they won tickets to Oktoberfest. But then Benjamin Netanyahu is the highest bidder and wins the Hitler clone and Kyle and his family are there because they wanted to vacation there and support Israel. The Jews win Hitler because there Jews and have more money. The Hitler clone doesn’t remember any think and needs new thoughts. The jews don’t know what to do with him, they just didn’t want anyone else to get one and use him to clean and do sh*t work to start with or any thing easy and womens work but people start to like him and he shows good ability and does real fast job at finishing like the blitz. Kyle can be teaching Ike how to be Jewish and they meet Hitler and they dress him up and teach Hitler and Ike how to be Jewish together. Some people are scared of him and there is mixed thoughts. One day Hitler saw a chance to help and it was doing something against the Palestinians. The Jews started to love Hitler as he was very good at getting rid of the Palestinians. There can be scenes of where Hitler starts to change and act German but he knows non of the language and behaviors of Germans and it is out of character to the jews and a shock. Hitler gets rid of all the Palestinians and Hitler is a hero of the Jews. Hitler starts to see who he really is at some point and plans to go back to Germany, the truth comes out of who he is and what he is and who he should be, Cartman could have gone to Israel to tell him who he really is. And he leaves rate as he was supposed to lead an attack on Iran that all Jews thought they could not lose now. It can have Netanyahu and other Jews talking sh*t and acting like a gangster to all its neighbors because they had Hitler on there side and in the house. But because Hitler leaves it puts Israel in position to be attacked by all its neighbors and it is destroyed with all of them cheering and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
It needs a lot of reorganizing and adding in writing and maybe more of the South Park kids but the main idea is really funny and you could use some of what I wrote as ideas.
After examining the book more closely, they discover that the book is meant to make you have so much sex that it eventually turns you gay, and is actually a plot by the government to get President Obama the gay vote.
Note: I am pro-LGBT rights, but I just thought this would make for a funny episode of South Park.
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Although that gives me an idea. We've never had an episode where the timeline and story lines were all shifted around a-la Tarantino have we? That could be an interesting way to handle an ep.
Cartman is upset about not being able to get his favorite cereal in the markets anymore as it was discontinued some years ago. When reminded of the "greatest cereal known to kid kind" he speaks of his determination to find them again. This cereal is Oreo O's he then learns that they are still being made in South Korea Kyle saw some dude pay $59 for one box. Cartman is overjoyed and runs to his mother trying to make her buy several boxes, "ONLY $59 DOLLARS A BOX MOM!" But she refuses because of the price and because they are from south korea and may be unsafe. Cartman says that is bull crap and begs and pleads but she does not give in. Cartman then somehow concocts a "fool proof" scheme to get Stan Kyle Kenny and himself on a plane to South Korea on a mission to get the cereal.
Tied in with current events and Matt and Trey's clever writing this would make colorful backstory for the episode.
Maybe I'll see it one day.
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