Cartman's Future

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Cartman's Future

Postby Michaeloptv » Tue Feb 19, 2008 12:36 pm

Okay, so the episode begins when the boys are at a carnival and meet a physcic. Cartman wants to know his future, the others think Cartman is lame but decide to listen in anyways. We jump to high school and his Junior year, where at the prom, we find him single...but Clyde and Wendy are Prom King and Queen. Meanwhile second place goes to Stan who is dating Bebe, yes bebe. Cartman is an all-star Defensive End at SPHS on the football team. He gets many acceptance letters including Ohio State, but is only interested in one school...CAL! He also decides to start his own rapping tour with Token. Finally, we learn that he will get killed at the age of 27 by a gang league from Las Vegas. Cartman yells "Sweet! I'll be just like Tupac." Here are The others: Stan, now with Bebe, will become a successful business owner. Kenny will become a porn star with his trademark...the parka! as for Kyle, Cartman is ready to squirm in laughter, he will be a RABBI!!! Finally, butters arrives after a long day on the carosel and farris wheel. His future will be as governor of Colorado...sounds good until he runs for president as the democratic nominee and gets beaten by Drexler in the worst lost in that parties history (630 to 4-colorado). The boys knowing that they can't change the future, as they hoped, end up playing a football game against Craig's team and demolishing them...Fourth graders for now :)
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Re: Cartman's Future

Postby superiorsavior » Tue Feb 19, 2008 12:45 pm

Good idea, but it's too revealing. Beside, there would have to be a Kyle takes on the psychic sub-plot!
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Re: Cartman's Future

Postby James--76 » Wed Feb 20, 2008 1:30 am

superiorsavior wrote:Good idea, but it's too revealing. Beside, there would have to be a Kyle takes on the psychic sub-plot!

I thought Stan would do a better job than Kyle at that, it was him who sussed out john edwards in The biggest Douche.
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Re: Cartman's Future

Postby S-O-U-T-H-P-A-R-K » Wed Feb 20, 2008 5:28 am

its an OK idea but it dont seem SP
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Re: Cartman's Future

Postby KamaraYaMama » Wed Dec 30, 2009 2:07 am

I kinda of think the episode is a good idea, for a theme but it could be alot better. Like Kenny still being poor but married to his sister. Cartman is still bent on ruling the world and work as a gym coach and segregate every child of race, Kyle wud still be a rabbi, and Stan would just be radiologist
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I dont know

Postby KeEpKeNnYaLiVe » Sun Mar 07, 2010 11:23 am

It sounds like a good idea but I don't know. I don't think it will ever happen though.

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