Also i just remembered that Britney Spears got killed a while ago, but that probably doesnt matter.
To this day, I don't have an agent. I've called so many places that give me the same "unsolicited speech". Of the Agencies I've called, they've told me they can't accept anyone without an industry reference. It's like a living game of "Pong".
Anyway, I finally gave up on wanting to pitch this idea, when they officially put Towlie through Intervention.
My idea was more of a parody of "Celebrity Rehab" and "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest".
Since Towlie was a celebrity for his book "A Million Little Fibers", he would be put through Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew who would serve as a Nurse Rached-like figure. In place of Billy Bibbit was Owen Wilson. The other celebrities would have been Amy Winehouse, Mel Gibson, and Kirsten Dunst.
I imagined it would start with Towlie entering the rehab center while Rihanna's "Rehab" track played over a series of shots. The dramatic song would clash with the totally normal shots of celebrities reading and playing Chess.
The 3rd Act would take place on a stolen Yacht with Towlie, the celebrities, and prostitutes. Before setting sail, Towlie would have told the Celebs to throw their cell phones into the ocean, so they couldn't be tracked by Dr. Drew.
Unfortunately, space cadet Kirsten Dunst was busy looking at a butterfly and kept her cell phone with her. She receives a call from Dr. Drew and he tracks her coordinates. Dr. Drew jumps into a speed boat and sets off in search of the Yacht.
Meanwhile, Towlie has talked a prostitute into helping Owen Wilson lose his virginity. It's revealed that over the years Owen Wilson has struggled with relationships because his brother Luke Wilson would always steal his girlfriends.
Once on the Yacht, Dr. Drew threatens the celebrities, especially Owen Wilson. He taunts Owen telling him that he's going to tell Luke. Owen freaks out saying, "No don't tell him! He's gonna steal her from me!" Owen Wilson then commits suicide leading to Towlie having a mental breakdown and attacking Dr. Drew.
There were two possible endings:
1. Towlie is then banned from Celebrity Rehab.
2. Much like how in Cuckoo's Nest Jack Nicholson's character gets a labotomy, Towlie would have his chip removed and would become a regular towel.
Keenmachine18 wrote:So the scenes were fully rendered since Season 10?
Yep. Since it's all digital, going back to make them mesh with the summer camp story was a snap.
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