*This climax only works if Kyle is technically considered a ginger.
Kyle is technically a ginger so what happens when a ginger sells his soul? This is known in the realm of Hell as the apocalypse. Satan gathers his army and tells that they will all die unless the ginger’s soul is expelled. Lemmywinx’s brother volunteers to take on the task of getting rid of the ginger’s soul and as a result is sent to earth in the form of a spirit. As a spirit he locates lemmywinx and the fight begins. It’s lemmiwinx vs his ghost of a brother (I forget his name). The mighty ducks and Kyle are the only ones who can see the ghost of lemmiwinx’s brother due to their contract with Satan. “It’s a standard issue perk of this sweet hockey gear,” one of the members will say. They narrate the fight for the 2-3 boys (again is Kenny alive?)**Note the 2 boys only see a hamster getting wounds from out of nowhere) and then they narrate: “Lemmiwinx has won by decapitation! But something isn’t right.” Lemmiwinx’s brother’s spirit gets sucked into lemmiwinx (highlander reference!) and it’s a huge and bright ordeal to the mighty ducks and kyle. Stan and Cartman only see lemmiwinx just standing there and they observe all the previously made wounds heal. Cartman gets mad and wishes he could have sold his soul to satan. (satan sneezes again).
Lemmiwinx then lunges for Cartman’s document and after running a small distance begins to eat it. Cartman doesn’t want Kyle’s ‘soul’ to comeback so he takes the Prophey puck and throws it at lemmiwinx. Upon making contact with lemmiwinx, the puck open up and forms pieces of armor that were perfectly made to fit lemmiwinx. Lemmiwinx, in his new armor, dashes forth at supersonic speeds and disappears. Behind him there is a portal. The mighty ducks explain that the portal must lead to the invisible ship that belongs to the Mighty Duck Lord. They say as property of the mighty duck lord… they cannot enter his domain. Cartman and Stan had to enter and plea for the Duck Lord to not destroy the earth. They would not go unarmed. The 2 were given hockey sticks and then they were wished good luck.
They enter the portal and walk in on Lemmiwinx and the Mighty Duck Lord having conversation in a very intense way. The mighty Duck Lord sits upon a massive throne and in the seat of the throne was a duck pond that was big enough just for him. The Mighty Duck Lord is literally a duck with a mighty duck type hockey mask on. The boys just watch as a duck quacks and a hamster squeaks epically.
Cartman, thinking the same thing may work twice, throws his hockey stick at lemmywinx. What he wanted to happen was for Lemmiwinx to gain new armor or a weapon of some kind. What actually happened was that Lemmiwinx was knocked out from the blow. Stan gets pissed off and starts chasing after Cartman swinging his hockey stick. Cartman doesn’t realize it but he runs toward the Mighty Duck Lord and barely dodges the blow from Stan that would have knocked him out. The receiver of that blow was the Mighty Duck Lord.
Upon the Duck Lord’s death the invisible ship begins its self-destruct sequence. The boys have 5 minutes to escape but Lemmiwinx is still unconscious. The scene switches to lemmiwinx subconscious. In it there is 1 hamster wheel in the background and two hamsters standing on their hind legs ; lemmiwinx and his brother. The two converse; it’s literally just some squeaks and English subtitles. The conversation is as follows:
Lemmiwinx- Where are we?
His brother- We are in the subconscious. That fat kid knocked us out, remember?
Lemmiwinx- oh yeah, right. I remember. Any ideas on how we get out?
His brother- beats me. We usually just fight and then the story progresses
Lemmiwinx- oh yeah, right. Make sense. Shall we?
They fight. Stan and Cartman see a hamster getting flung everywhere while scratches and dents in his armor appear from nowhere.
When lemmiwinx comes too, he dashes forth again, creating another portal. The 2 boys follow and are lead back to the encampment of the Mighty Ducks. They are are just normal Hockey players now but they still have their uniforms. The sky worldwide clears up and all that is in view is a huge explosion that the rest of the world cannot explain. Kyle’s uniform disappears. Cartman get pissed as he forgot to grab the grab the half eaten document from the ship before it exploded and he then curses Satan. Satan sneezes again and lemmiwinx’s brother appears before him. Hell begins to stabilize and Lemmiwinx’s brother is granted 1 wish. He wished for Life again. His wish was granted but the form of life he was given was questionable... to say the least.
*Note- no one on earth but these 3 boys and the mighty ducks know of this prophecy… Stan or Kyle will ask them why they went into hiding if no one knew it was their fault. Dumbfounded the captain of the mighty ducks continues on with his story.
*Note- It’s just broadcasted on the news about strange weather phenomena but no one is alarmed
*Note- there could be several Satan references that cause him to sneeze a bunch that day and it could piss him off.
*Note- when the mighty ducks mention their skating skills... all of them show how they could skate on any terrain. Possibly see some people skating along the mountain face. idk.... just something absurdly funny
***NOTE- I am not a writer for you guys… so anything you see as could use more work… PLEASE DO IT… I’m all about money which is essentially linked with money***
***this is all I can think of, I’m sure you guys can do a lot better job with episode making then I can***
For sh*ts and giggles here is an interesting plot twist for South Park. The return of Kenny… if Lemmiwinx’s brother’s reincarnation didn’t go the way he planned then why not let him come back as Kenny. It would be interesting to see what you guys could do with that.
Sincerely, (this isn’t even a letter)
P.S. If this was actually made into an episode of some kind… could ya at least call me or something? I like comedy and money and you guys have plenty of that. I just ask for 2grand minimum, 5 grand max for the rights to this, depending on how decent it could end up being. Lol @ myself for demanding money but yeah… I’m a broke college kid who just had the most amazing dream that I felt needed to be written down and sent to you guys.
Also, consider using paragraphs next time you write fanfic.
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