When it is time for his poetry reading, he recalls how he was inspired by the noises he heard outside the wrestling team's locker room, and a book. He holds up the Holy Bible. Hushed conversation ensures, and Cartman is told he can't express religious views at school.
He explains that the bible gave him inspiration not for the rhyme, but rather the meter of his poem, that he thinks it is non-religous, and is permitted to recite it"
Who art in batrhroom,
Wretched is thy gass.
Thy farts do come,
One by one,
Out of thine pustulant ass.
Grace us each day,
With your horrible stench.
Lead us not toward Beano,
And forgive us our ocssional sharts;
As we forgive those who fail to impress,
With their less than odorous farts.
Cartman is punished for offending Christians everywhere. Meanwhile a cut shot to the Vatican shows Pope Francis trying to stifle a chuckle.
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