Cant cartman win once in future south park episodes??

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Cartman Ownz
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Cant cartman win once in future south park episodes??

Postby Cartman Ownz » Sat Nov 01, 2008 5:44 pm

I mean cmon....cartman losses every single battle, fight, plot etc. the most recent was the breast cancer one...i wanted cartman to at least have a fighting chance...Im (and hundreds of people like me) are pissed off that cartman cant a fight just once, even if it was so close. if anyone even reads this, plz reply if u feel the same or not. Thanx :)
Quintuplets_Father
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Re: Cant cartman win once in future south park episodes??

Postby Quintuplets_Father » Sun Nov 02, 2008 9:41 am

No! and he had many fighting chances...

btw, here's a quote from one of my previous posts, related to this issue:
Quintuplets_Father wrote:(...)sometimes i am simply wondering if people considering Cartman as favourite character of SP are liking him for what he is or for what he stands for.. some one opened a thread asking why should Cartman always lose.. unfortunately that thread got locked. Cartman represents a concentrated mix of examples NOT to be fallowed, he has to lose in order for us to feel better about seeing the evil once again getting defeated, about seeing the darker side of humman nature loosing one more battle.. atleast on a animation show. unfortunately some "kids" don't see it this way... i find it hard to believe it, but apparently this is what it happens.

post from this thread: viewtopic.php?f=2&t=35537

..aw.. and btw, wrong section for this thread...
and btw: i broke the dam...
Uberpwnage778
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Re: Cant cartman win once in future south park episodes??

Postby Uberpwnage778 » Tue Nov 04, 2008 7:44 am

Quintuplets_Father wrote:No! and he had many fighting chances...

btw, here's a quote from one of my previous posts, related to this issue:
Quintuplets_Father wrote:(...)sometimes i am simply wondering if people considering Cartman as favourite character of SP are liking him for what he is or for what he stands for.. some one opened a thread asking why should Cartman always lose.. unfortunately that thread got locked. Cartman represents a concentrated mix of examples NOT to be fallowed, he has to lose in order for us to feel better about seeing the evil once again getting defeated, about seeing the darker side of humman nature loosing one more battle.. atleast on a animation show. unfortunately some "kids" don't see it this way... i find it hard to believe it, but apparently this is what it happens.

post from this thread: viewtopic.php?f=2&t=35537

..aw.. and btw, wrong section for this thread...




well i rlly hape that cartman never wins........its always funny when he screws up!
Mackerni
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Re: Cant cartman win once in future south park episodes??

Postby Mackerni » Mon Nov 10, 2008 3:10 am

Uh, he DID 'win' in one of the episodes.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rainforest_Schmainforest

Sure, it is one of the older episodes, but you can't say he NEVER 'won' an episode.
Guest

Re: Cant cartman win once in future south park episodes??

Postby Guest » Mon Nov 10, 2008 5:54 pm

he "won" in the imaginationland trilogy when he finally got "his" balls sucked by kyle. it wasn't the "real" kyle, but he seemed happy enough
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Re: Cant cartman win once in future south park episodes??

Postby vermondo » Thu Nov 13, 2008 8:21 pm

I wrote a fan fic where Cartman unites his friends to reair Futurama and he does win at the end. They watch themselves on Futurama and in the end of the episode they watch, Cartman scores with Leela.

Stan: Hey Cartman You coming?

Kenny: Oh he's cumming all right.

Cartman: What? Oh sorry I doze out.

Stan: It's cool. We taped that episode so you can watch the part where you score with Leela again.

Kyle: But be warned, you may have a hard time getting up the next morning. And I do mean hard.

Kenny: because you'll be havin' an all night barbecue!

You wanna know what else I did in this episode, I get Cartman to dress up like Leela, he pays a visit to Zapp Brannigan, and he makes Zapp eat his own member for breakfast. :lol:
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Re: Cant cartman win once in future south park episodes??

Postby ZaketoX2 » Fri Nov 14, 2008 11:19 am

Cartman won in "Scott Tenorman must die".
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Re: Cant cartman win once in future south park episodes??

Postby usa_titan » Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:22 pm

He also bet the midget in the N-Word episode.
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Re: Cant cartman win once in future south park episodes??

Postby Guest » Sun Nov 16, 2008 9:52 pm

You mean like a fist fight? because Cartman toatlly won in that episode where he made that kid eat his parents. I can't remember the season or episode, but in one of them Cartman has this evil plot where he makes this guy who pisses him off eat chili made out of his parents that he thought were still alive. Kyle turns to Stan and says dude remind me to never f*ck with Cartman. It was pretty funny in the morbid way South Park Deaths are.
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Re: Cant cartman win once in future south park episodes??

Postby BigCamera4892 » Sun Nov 16, 2008 10:19 pm

Even though Cartman was unconscious at the end being pulled around by Butters, in episode 1207 Super Fun Time, he (Cartman) won in the sense that he got to leave Frontier Village, go to Super Phun Thyme, not be held hostage by the burger king bandits, and Mr. Garrison never knew that Cartman ditched out for the day.
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Re: Cant cartman win once in future south park episodes??

Postby kennys-dead » Mon Dec 01, 2008 6:25 pm

here's the thing cartman has it perfect at home so he acts like a butthole he can't win against kyle because he's a better fighter kenny is never there (he deserves more standalone episodes)
cartman gets beat because he is a villain an a a-hole hes too fat to fight and is a favorite because hes funny not cause he's realistic hes a butthead :assface:
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Re: Cant cartman win once in future south park episodes??

Postby RespektMaAuthoritah » Mon Dec 01, 2008 7:42 pm

Cartman wins after almost every episode after Scott Tenorman Must Die. He USED to always lose. Which was good because Cartman sucks. It's good he's losing now, it shows how South Park is changing back to the way it was a long time ago.
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Re: Cant cartman win once in future south park episodes??

Postby N!N » Fri Dec 05, 2008 9:14 am

???????? cartman wins a lot. A LOT. I dont know what kind of "cartman fan" hasent relished in the scott T. must die episode. As many in this thread have pointed out in many episodes, cartman wins more than not..... On top of that cartman has been the cause and even carried Tons of full episodes. Take "tsst" for example.... An episode precieved as one cartman has lost.... If you think about it by giveing in cartman wins by exploiting the whoreish need of basic company desired by his mom. (i mean it in a non sexual way)<--{if you understand that your not a perv. or peta}

Anyways you need to studie up of your "favoriate character" buddy because you look like you dont know him at all.
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Re: Cant cartman win once in future south park episodes??

Postby Anpe91 » Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:32 pm

I believe the topic is "South Park Bloopers". To be honest, I think Matt, Trey and the rest of the crew does a fuc*ing awsome job, even if Cartman always loose in everything.
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Re: Cant cartman win once in future south park episodes??

Postby srz » Fri Mar 27, 2009 11:42 pm

ZaketoX2 wrote:Cartman won in "Scott Tenorman must die".




True that.

And, besides, you want Cartman to win?
You want him to kill the Jews or the gingers or kick a girl's ass at something he totally deserves to get pulvarized for?
Yeah, his jokes are funny, but he's way over-the-top and he's a sick, twisted, evil, cruel, soulless, moralless dick. No one like that is ever supposed to win, or should win, and besides; it's way more satisfying seeing Wendy slug him in the face.

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