A) You could make fun of the Millions of Americans who are too fat to work, on disability and welfare. The "47 Percent" as Mitt Romney could say (could fatass be a Romney Supporter? )
B) This could be sincere...telling Cartman to lay off fatty foods and beginning to ban them like Bloomberg did to ban large Sodas in NYC. (been down that road, but he has to eventually get it...right?? )
C) Or of course, Cartman could love this "new look" of his and start using the scooter like he did the Police Motorcycle and people will need to RESPECT HIS AUTHORITA!!
I have high hopes for this one!
If they make fun of Honey Boo Boo and her "Jaba the Hut" mother, I'll be sooo happy!!
At first I thought fatass will be so concerned that he'll go on a diet. After so many years of watching SP, I still can't predict anything.
This is so Cartman like. To set his mind that he's all of a sudden to fat to walk.
Niels0827 wrote:Genetics, my dick. That sh*t is a lifestyle choice that nobody, even in their wrong mind, should ever make.
No, you've got it wrong. Obesity is hereditary and homosexuality is a choice.
I don't get the logic of mobility scooters. You're so fat you can hardly walk, so you sit all day and discontinue that one exercise you had.
James--76 wrote:Never heard of it, did a quick google search.....
Yeah. I googled few days ago. Just when though reality shows couldn't get any worse... And that show actually had better ratings last week than South Park.
Hydroleaf wrote:I keep getting a server error message when I try to view the Press Release Information. Oh well, the clip is great as well as the press images. I want to try that candy corn Oreo. XD And uh-oh, Honey Boo Boo... That will be fun. This will be great!
You're right, Hydroleaf. I too cannot get the press release on the link nall provided. An alternative link is on the Comedy Central website itself:
http://www.comedycentral.com/press/pres ... -bar.jhtml
What it says is this:
CARTMAN FINALLY ADMITS HE’S FAT
ON AN ALL-NEW “SOUTH PARK” PREMIERING ON WEDNESDAY,
OCTOBER 3 AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL
Cartman owns up to being fat and decides that driving around on a scooter is his right. Kyle sees that Cartman isn’t the only one who finds no shame in his unhealthy lifestyle. Meanwhile, Cartman discovers he has a rival in America’s Sweetheart, Honey Boo Boo.
(ugly)Bob wrote:Maybe he does go on a diet... since the title mentions "raising the bar" so one could assume he is doing pull ups (chin ups)
Maybe it's a chocolate bar
nall wrote:Cartman finally admits he’s fat and immediately gets a mobility scooter.
Am I reading this correctly? Because if so, blow me away.
but that looks about spot-on.
Sir, you just made me, as someone who won't touch that tripe with a twenty foot pole, give up on the human race.
Is this going to be one of the cases like the Scientology rip where they don't have to actually make fun of it as the joke is that this sh!t exists? Oh and millions of people are watching it supposedly.
Watched the second preview clip and saw the tags had a word "Transplant" and since this clip had the word "Heart" in it, and the fact that the description reads "Cartman sees a rival in Honey Boo Boo" has erupted a shiny new speculation ( READ: SPECULATION ) is that since these two people are so damn obese, they are in need for a heart transplant! and they are rivals for...... a pigs heart?
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