*709* Christian Rock Hard

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*709* Christian Rock Hard

Postby nall » Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:50 am

Cartman, Butters and Token rocket to the top of the Christian rock charts with their own messages of faith in an all-new episode, entitled “Christian Rock Hard.” When the other boys kick Cartman out of their band, Cartman pulls his own group together to make music for Jesus. Meanwhile, Stan, Kyle and Kenny are arrested for downloading music from the Internet.
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Re: *709* Christian Rock Hard

Postby JohnHorn » Mon Jan 19, 2009 9:37 am

Viva la satan!!
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Re: *709* Christian Rock Hard

Postby uncle fuk3r » Sat Jan 31, 2009 2:56 pm

i wish i knew at least some of the songs they copied. but that was a funny episode, espescialy when cartman was right about token being able to play bass. :lol:
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Re: *709* Christian Rock Hard

Postby miracle123 » Wed Feb 04, 2009 11:53 pm

"I have never in my life done anything just for the money! If I'm lying may the Lord strike me down right now"
"Uh oh" *Butters backs off*
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Excellent episode, one of the strongest of season 7
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Re: *709* Christian Rock Hard

Postby Helsizzle » Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:59 pm

What a amazing episode. One of the funniest ever. The songs he makes up I would so jam out to. Christian rock.... HARD .. The lyrics to the songs are just so wrong in so many ways it's hysterical..
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Re: *709* Christian Rock Hard

Postby Jimbo134 » Mon Mar 09, 2009 6:37 pm

I also love the fact that as Cartman is on the ground in pain (after Token beat him up), Butters hesitates, then farts in his face, gives him the finger and says "F_ck you, Eric."

Hilarious.
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Re: *709* Christian Rock Hard

Postby Ianstan » Tue May 05, 2009 12:52 am

This episode has to be on of the best ive seen.

"I wanna get down on my hands and start pleasin jesus... wanna feel his salvation all over my face..."

hahaha
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this wasn't good...

Postby Juventin » Sun May 17, 2009 8:45 am

it was great!!
well done!

4.4/5 **** episode well done!
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Re: *709* Christian Rock Hard

Postby duremar » Wed May 20, 2009 12:31 pm

Chartman is the best. I feel sorry for him in this episode. :assface:
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Re: *709* Christian Rock Hard

Postby eric_theodore » Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:10 am

Hi everybody! I need your help. I'm a foreign guy and can't imagine, what songs Cartman used in this episode, but i wanna know them. Please help. Thanks!
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Re: *709* Christian Rock Hard

Postby co0ler » Mon Jul 13, 2009 1:18 pm

John Horn lol you can get your account deleted for saying that lol. at least i think so.
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Re: *709* Christian Rock Hard

Postby gtaca2005 » Mon Jul 13, 2009 3:09 pm

co0ler wrote:John Horn lol you can get your account deleted for saying that lol. at least i think so.


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Re: *709* Christian Rock Hard

Postby Inkmaster » Mon Jul 13, 2009 5:10 pm

Love that episode. Espically when Token beats Cartman he dersvers it so much :mrgreen:
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Re: *709* Christian Rock Hard

Postby RyGuy728 » Mon Nov 16, 2009 5:06 pm

f*ck Lars. He ruined Napster.
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Re: *709* Christian Rock Hard

Postby lagurl14 » Wed Nov 25, 2009 12:11 am

Cartman is such an assh*le! he is soooo wrong at the end. when he didnt get what he wanted, he really disrespected jesus. i hated that. that was too far. but i LOVE the part when butters flipped him off sayin f*ck you eric! AHAHAHAHA! that stupid fatass got what he deserved!
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