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Movie Quotes

Postby Your Moms Fav Person » Thu May 13, 2010 6:23 pm

Just post your favorite Movie Quote

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"Literally?"
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Re: Movie Quotes

Postby AngusMcTavish » Thu May 13, 2010 6:46 pm

There are quite a few quotes I like, but I think this one may be best:

"I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees!"
--Harry Dean Stanton, Repo Man.
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Re: Movie Quotes

Postby Your Moms Fav Person » Thu May 13, 2010 6:47 pm

"Tonight, we dine in hell!"
"This is SPARTA!"
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Re: Movie Quotes

Postby AngusMcTavish » Fri May 14, 2010 12:04 am

Of course, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" is Classic Quote Central!

I think a song is in order here:

Brave, O Brave Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die, Brave, Brave Sir Robin!
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,
Brave, Brave, Brave, Brave Sir Robin!

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken,
To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away,
And his legs all hacked and mangled, Brave Sir Robin!

His head mashed in and his heart cut out
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burnt off
And his pe...

:lol:
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Re: Movie Quotes

Postby Your Moms Fav Person » Fri May 14, 2010 6:28 pm

"Whatcha gonna do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'm gonna get-get-get you drunk
Get you drunk with my lady humps
My humps, my lovely lady lumps"

"What are Lady Humps?"

"It's provocative! Keeps You Goin'!"

- Blades of Glory
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Re: Movie Quotes

Postby Niels0827 » Fri May 14, 2010 7:37 pm

"They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time."
"I'm in a glass case of emotion."
"I love lamp."

- Anchorman
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Re: Movie Quotes

Postby Your Moms Fav Person » Sun May 16, 2010 12:08 pm

"Does this mean I can't play ping-pong anymore?"
- Forrest Gump
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Re: Movie Quotes

Postby BRMBug » Sun May 16, 2010 11:20 pm

Niels0827 wrote :
> "They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every
> time."
...That doesn't make sense.
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Re: Movie Quotes

Postby Niels0827 » Sun May 16, 2010 11:30 pm

Bug, it's from Anchorman; it's not supposed to make sense. :mrgreen:
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Re: Movie Quotes

Postby zzyzx 1 » Mon May 17, 2010 1:34 am

"Get off my lawn :x " - Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino.
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Re: Movie Quotes

Postby BRMBug » Mon May 17, 2010 2:33 am

Niels0827 wrote :
> Bug, it's from Anchorman; it's not supposed to make sense. :mrgreen:
No, I... oh never mind.
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Re: Movie Quotes

Postby zzyzx 1 » Mon May 17, 2010 7:06 am

Star Trek (2009); spoken by Mr. Spock of the present (not the Mr. Spock of 129 years later):

If you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains - however improbable - must be the truth.

Another quote from the same movie:

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
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Re: Movie Quotes

Postby steelspine » Sat May 29, 2010 9:51 am

From Young Frankenstein

[after failing to bring the creature to life]
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: “Nothing.”
Inga: “Oh, Doctor, I'm sorry.”
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: “No. No. Be of good cheer. If science teaches us anything, it teaches us to accept our failures, as well as our successes, with quiet dignity and grace.”
[starts beating up the creature]
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: “Son of a bitch! Bastard! I'll get you for this! What did you do to me? What did you do to me.”
Inga: “Stop it! Stop that! Stop it! You'll kill him!”
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: “I don't want to live. I do not want to live.”
Igor: “Quiet dignity and grace.”
[rolls eyes]
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: “Oh... mama...”

And from Blazing Saddles

[Bart, disguised as a Klansman, describes his qualifications as a villain]
Bart: Stampeding cattle.
Hedley Lamarr: That's not much of a crime.
Bart: Through the Vatican?
Hedley Lamarr: [smiling] Kinkyyyy. Sign here.
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Re: Movie Quotes

Postby AngusMcTavish » Sat May 29, 2010 8:54 pm

From Major League, some Bob Uecker quotes:

"The Post-game Show is brought to you by..."
(starts rummaging through paperwork)
"Christ, I can't find it...To hell with it!"

"For the Indians, one run on one hit...that's all we got? One god damn hit??"
(assistant, covering his mic) "You can't say 'god damn' on the air..."
"Ah, who cares? No one's listening."

(wild pitch, missing by a few yards)
"JUUUUUUUuust a little bit outside!"
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Re: Movie Quotes

Postby jewlover » Sun May 30, 2010 2:54 pm

"It's too damn hot for a penguin to be walkin around here."
- Billy Madison
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