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by Nick Assburger
Wed Sep 09, 2015 7:24 pm
Forum: FanFics and Episode Ideas
Topic: First Blood First Serve Chapter 10
Replies: 0
Views: 1087

First Blood First Serve Chapter 10

[Return from Commercial] [A substation labeled Alfred Packer Memorial Substation.] [Inside a small office an electrical engineer sits at his desk his feet propped up and a bowl of soup in his hand. He watches jewelry shopping network on TV.] TV: "Our next item on display is this beautiful faux turqu...
by Nick Assburger
Fri Dec 19, 2014 6:55 pm
Forum: Off Topic Discussion
Topic: Petition for South Park to Lampoon Kim Jong Un
Replies: 23
Views: 6045

Re: Petition for South Park to Lampoon Kim Jong Un

I'm starting this petition to get South Park to Satirize and Lampoon this mess next season with a running storyline that rips on Kim Jong Un. That's right I don't want a whole episode I want a whole season of nothing but making fun about how Kim is an insecure tyrannical ruthless piece of Sh#t who ...
by Nick Assburger
Fri Dec 19, 2014 6:53 pm
Forum: Off Topic Discussion
Topic: Petition for South Park to Lampoon Kim Jong Un
Replies: 23
Views: 6045

Re: Petition for South Park to Lampoon Kim Jong Un

unless you think you are doing something constructive i advise advise you not to pour salt in old wounds. Team America is mock patriotism on both sides. you will be no better than the ethics of the film. i won't sign and disagree. grow up. Thank you for taking the time to reply to my post. I do not...
by Nick Assburger
Fri Dec 19, 2014 6:52 pm
Forum: Off Topic Discussion
Topic: Petition for South Park to Lampoon Kim Jong Un
Replies: 23
Views: 6045

Re: Petition for South Park to Lampoon Kim Jong Un

I was going to say the same thing. I think dissing North Korea again is needed. Maybe it could have some sort of plot like the Randy Lorde plot that carries on to other episodes for next season. Thank for taking the time to reply to my post I just hope he doesn't become old news by next fall becaus...
by Nick Assburger
Fri Dec 19, 2014 6:50 pm
Forum: Off Topic Discussion
Topic: Petition for South Park to Lampoon Kim Jong Un
Replies: 23
Views: 6045

Re: Petition for South Park to Lampoon Kim Jong Un

It wasnt free, but all the Alamo Drafthouse theaters were gonna show Team America. I also heard that some chain up in Washington had the same problem. I'm totally for lampooning the Un-dictator, but with what's going on nowz and the trouble with 200/201 I don't think its gonnna happen. Thank you fo...
by Nick Assburger
Thu Dec 18, 2014 10:50 pm
Forum: Off Topic Discussion
Topic: Petition for South Park to Lampoon Kim Jong Un
Replies: 23
Views: 6045

Petition for South Park to Lampoon Kim Jong Un

Hello my name is Nick Springthorpe I am 25 years old and I've been a fan of South Park since 1999. Yesterday was a dark day for Freedom of speech, Expression and America's integrity. When Sony Pictures caved to North Korea's demands and pulled the interview in the wake of the devastating cyber attac...
by Nick Assburger
Mon Dec 08, 2014 1:12 am
Forum: FanFics and Episode Ideas
Topic: First Blood First Serve 3 Chapter 9
Replies: 0
Views: 1068

First Blood First Serve 3 Chapter 9

[Return from Commercial] [Colonel Hook's Camp Night] Colonel Hook on the Intercom: "Attention all troops Attention all troops proceed to the stage area for final orders. I repeat everyone report to the stage area to receive your final briefing. [All around the camp disheveled and armed boys and girl...
by Nick Assburger
Mon Dec 01, 2014 8:06 pm
Forum: FanFics and Episode Ideas
Topic: First Blood First Serve Part 2 Epilogue Forgot to post.
Replies: 0
Views: 1049

First Blood First Serve Part 2 Epilogue Forgot to post.

{Return from Commercial.} A slideshow of images appears as Conner narrates to us. An Image of Conner in Uniform appears. Conner: "Bring the kids home wipe the slate clean In spite of seemingly impossible odds the mission was a success." Shows an image of the children disembarking at Denver Internati...
by Nick Assburger
Thu Nov 06, 2014 7:08 am
Forum: FanFics and Episode Ideas
Topic: First Blood First Serve 3 Chapter 8
Replies: 0
Views: 1241

First Blood First Serve 3 Chapter 8

[Return from Commercial] [Indistinct voices fade in and out.] Voice # 1: "I got another one here it's the bomb blast victim from earlier today." Voice # 2: "Is she still alive?" Voice # 1: "I've got a pulse she's still alive." [Sound of someone queefing.] Voice # 2: &qu...
by Nick Assburger
Tue Oct 21, 2014 10:07 pm
Forum: FanFics and Episode Ideas
Topic: First Blood First Serve 3 Chapter 7
Replies: 0
Views: 1151

First Blood First Serve 3 Chapter 7

[Return from Commercial] Hells Pass Hospital hallway [Kyle walks down the hallway to find his Dad when he suddenly bumps into a girl he's never seen before.] Kyle: "Ow Sorry about that." Kaitlyn: "It's okay I was kind of clumsy myself, Could you help me I'm looking for Conner Kerns?&q...
by Nick Assburger
Sun Oct 12, 2014 10:07 pm
Forum: FanFics and Episode Ideas
Topic: First Blood First Serve Part 3 Chapter 6
Replies: 0
Views: 1160

First Blood First Serve Part 3 Chapter 6

[Return from Commercial] Conner: "I woke up right here in Hell's pass Hospital the next morning without even a scratch on me the doctors said it was a miracle. [Flashes back to Conner's first visit to Hells Pass.] [Conner slowly opens his eyes to find his parents and Benjamin at his bedside alo...
by Nick Assburger
Sat Oct 04, 2014 8:57 pm
Forum: FanFics and Episode Ideas
Topic: First Blood First Serve 3 The Expelables.
Replies: 5
Views: 2310

Re: First Blood First Serve 3 The Expelables.

Hey, welcome back! Thanks I see your fan of my work. Yes, I like your creativity . You good to write a scripts in my opinion, I think you have the talent and good potential. I'd myself have written almost the same way as you, if would in front of me standing analogous task. In the second and in the...
by Nick Assburger
Wed Oct 01, 2014 4:25 pm
Forum: FanFics and Episode Ideas
Topic: First Blood First Serve 3 Chapter 5 Flashback.
Replies: 0
Views: 1182

First Blood First Serve 3 Chapter 5 Flashback.

[Return from Commercial break.] [A series of clips from South Park Bigger Longer and Uncut plays while Conner narrates.] Conner: [narrating] "You boys know how the story goes, some kids go into an R rated movie their parents go off the deep end some poor bastards burns himself to death and the ...
by Nick Assburger
Tue Sep 30, 2014 4:41 am
Forum: FanFics and Episode Ideas
Topic: First Blood First Serve 3 Chapter 4
Replies: 0
Views: 1047

First Blood First Serve 3 Chapter 4

[Return from Commercial.] [Conner wakes up to find himself lying next to Kaitlyn on a picnic blanket. She's wearing a floral dress and sunday hat.] Kaitlyn: "Wakey wakey sleepy head." Conner: [Groans] "Where am I?" Kaitlyn: "You took a little cat nap silly. [She giggles and ...
by Nick Assburger
Thu Sep 25, 2014 3:28 am
Forum: FanFics and Episode Ideas
Topic: First Blood First Serve 3 Chapter 3
Replies: 0
Views: 1035

First Blood First Serve 3 Chapter 3

[Return from Commercial] [The Colonel steps into full view giving us our first real view of him. He is very tall for his age with Conner's eyes only coming up to his chin. His skin is a pale albino with traces of blonde hair on his shaved head. A scar runs along under his eye and red war paint runs ...

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