I heard the Book of Mormon is coming to Toronto. Are there any other Canadian cities in the works or just Toronto?

I was safe from hurricane Sandy. That's the good news. Along the east coast, millions of people were without power. The homeless need humanitarian relief. I hope everybody stocked up on everything, including batteries, flashlights, and of course, food and water. Sandy was talking to me the other nig...

I looked in the South Park shop and didn't see any costumes for Halloween. I might have to wait longer for character costumes in the shop. I'm trying to write questions with love, not hatred. Sone words hurt people. How long is the wait? If it's still not in the shop, the I'll have to look elsewhere.

For the record, I don't think your posts are that stupid..At least they aren't the same boring political/religion bashing crap that makes a lot of the old posters not want to post here much. My granny once told me the walls have ears, and she's right. You never know whay question to submit. I'm lik...

My, such formal posts. I'm blushing. :3 May you have a good Yom Kippur, and Happy New Year. That goes for the other Jews on this board, too. I always rely on you. You know that. I don't want to be a nobody anymore. It's just like that old Sesame Street song, "one of these things is not like th...

Damn, I thought you were stupid BEFORE. But THIS... As the board moderator says, "I'm looking at you, Kenny fans". I was looking at myself in the mirror and singing "Some Nights". Stupid can't be my personality. What would happen if we didn't have Descartes? We would be stupider...

Dear Board Moderator, Sorry if I harassed you with that last birthday present letter for Butters. If it sounds like another one of my stupid questions, it's not. I want to tell you a Yom Kippur story. This story has a South Park twist. My mother keeps asking me the same stupid questions, mostly when...

Today, Butters turns sweet 16. It has been 16 years of South Park. We all know that season 16 is starting. He is this quiet baby-faced character that most people like. For his present, could a new smartphone work for him? Maybe a vacation overseas. Would he travel to Italy or France, or Belgium? Tho...

zzyzx 1 wrote:Butters will never the gift card; Cartman will figure out a way to get it from Butters.

A cell phone is another suggestion or a smartphone. I don't know.

There's an idea! A gift card for Butters' birthday. He could use one of these gift cards to go shopping. Would he use a gift card? If not, maybe rock climbing would be a good birthday present. Would he like nightclubs? I don't know. At Indigo Books I saw a Butters action figure. Would he like one of...

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skurtz wrote:Would a skateboard be a good birthday present for him? Maybe more dance lessons?

Only if you want to see more bloodshed.

Maybe paintball. There's an idea!

BRMBug wrote:TIFF?

Toronto International Film Festival. I have seen a few stars walk the red carpet. Maybe we should talk about the Hollywood stars over some espresso. Butters will turn 10 or 16 on September 11? Maybe he's a 16 year old in a fourth grader's body.

BRMBug wrote:...An accordion?

Maybe he can go sightseeing. See some actors and actresses. We got TIFF in Toronto right now. He should live there. After all it's Hollywood North and it's where I live.

Would a skateboard be a good birthday present for him? Maybe more dance lessons? I know he tap dances. Maybe he wants to do a different kind of dance like Bollywood dancing. Hockey lessons, uh, I don't know. Those are all good suggestions but not one that I can think of for Butters birthday. Are you...

Big-Will wrote:He might reply soon. I know he's online right now.

My stomach flu is history. Fuhgeddaboudit! I have heartburn. What do I take?