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Злата Огневич

This music will surely injure your ears. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6F7Wz-VG0s It's the french version of the AMBER alert, but instead of news channel stuff, the Alerte-Enlèvement stuff is more than expensive : every 15 minutes, on every channel, there's a red newsbar with the logo of the aler...

Pekin Express.
It's like The Amazing Race, but better.

Thats what i call a fraud

Dominique Baudis, mayor of Toulouse, eminent journalist, died last Thursday at the age of 66. He had a cancer.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dominique_Baudis

I am like Kyle with a little bit of Stan, mixed with Butters.

I wake up this morning, i turned on the TV and i heard "Earthquake in Southeastern France"...sh*t. Heureusement , there was no deaths or wounded person. The French weather seems to be mad...heat in Winter, inondations in Britanny, rain in every region, and not a single snowflake was seen t...

You all know what "Bonsoir" means i hope. I'm French, as several things on my profile say, a proud one, because no one can build a condom-shaped 4-legged tower as us. I'm living in the Région Champagne-Ardenne. My all-time favourite characters are Kyle and Butters. I love the way they soun...

Since i am French i f*cking don't care about every damn American sport.

But i love the Ligue 1 and the Champions League

Mmmmmm...Kyle and Butters.

...see spiders
...see insects
...see other creepy things like :
- Azerbaijan winning ESC
- A speech of Francois Hollande
- Justin Bieber
- Miley Cyrus
- Noody
- The Teletubbies
- *anti-arab thing*
...see that there's no Coke in the fridge
...Vladimir Putin

Well...the last thing i attentively watched was the mayoral elections in France, so...

Every f*ckin' Eurovision 2014 song . Staaaaaaaaaaaay amazing lie... ( Estonia cannot into nordic ) Rise like a phoeniiiiiiiiiix... ( Transsexual Austria ) Round and round agaiiiiiin... ( Slovenia..well...just Slovenia ) Weee don't beat from the same heaaaart... ( Jewland ) WHAT IIIIIIF IT'S ALL IN O...

Stan for god's sake...stop.
The end scene with the actors is kind of sh*tty.

That'll be a simple 7/10 for me.

Yummy yummy yummy, i want Cartman's farts in my tummy.

That epic rhyme.