The video of a lady's boobs getting smashed into big, fat flounders would be more like a horror flick ("The Blob") than a pR0no ("Hot Punishment for the Buxom Vixen").

Oh wait, I can get felt up every other weekend at Rocky Horror , duh. (I play Janet.) I DRESSED UP AS JANET, TOO, BACK IN 1979! And if you want to know about boob pain, try a MAMMOGRAM! They say a woman should get one as soon as she turns 40, but I'd been putting it off because I'd heard that it fe...

That's funny, M00n!

And you wonder why your posts get "the kiss of death!"

Christmas is over--looks like a cyclone hit the place, even after we picked up all the trash!

Attention Deficit Disorder. It's when someone has a hard time paying attention to one thing for a prolonged period of time, so his/her mind often wanders off. I was diagnosed with ADD in 1997 and I took ritalin from then until 2002, when I began taking concerta. Now I don't take medication at all. ...

I'll just BET you'll keep him happy, Missy!

My dad's coming down to visit, and every inch of the house is covered in clutter. Maybe I should burn it all down and use the insurance money to rent a few hotel rooms for us all!

You know, they sell those little cheesy, flimsy-metal "needle threaders." They're inexpensive. A very fine metal wire loop in the shape of a diamond is attached to a metal circle you hold with your thumb and forefinger. Stick the little diamond through the eye of the needle [it's as fine as thread, ...

Hey, SM_109--

Make sure you watch this new Christmas ep. It's vintage.

maxmcfrankin wrote:I can't stand high school. There is no way in hell I'd be able to go to college without going insane. School ain't my thangizzle.

Things will work out. Just keep your eyes and mind open (and your orifices shut).

Maybe she'll eventually realize how important you really were to her. Girls can take a lot for granted. Maybe after she's had distance from you (maybe years' worth ) she'll think of you with real affection and appreciation. I recently passed my 25 HS reunion mark (though there was no actual reunion)...

Just made a bong, MacGyver style. I'll put it to use tomorrow or the day after. Now Max, this is just ONE MORE REASON why you need to go to college. I met a pre-med student once at a dance who took me back to his place to show me (shyly but eagerly) his proudest accomplishment: A gargantuan bong ma...

Yay, Missy!

Maybe by the time you get home the ep will have finished downloading!

KennyStanWendyFan wrote:Damn, I need to act my age then.

Bite your tongue!

My doctor has prescibed gym membership for me, so off I go to join "Curves for Women."