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EDIT: Here are some clips you will enjoy (click below) take on me parody Dan Rather Bad coupon, you must already what this is. part 2 Theres more but I'll post'em later. [img]http://www.punkasspunk.com/videolog/20050308/Family_Guy_%5BFamily_Guy_Viewer_Mail_1%5D_(2002)_5.jpg[/img] Thanks there,heres...

Cheesy Charlies Owner:Oh no you wont!(leave)
Peter:Hey,dont make me angry,you wouldnt like me when im angry.(turns into the HULK)
Brian:ooh,Peter,you are the spalding grey off crap.

Some more.... Peter:Now i am the man of the house,and as the man of the house i order you to give me permission to go to this party. Louis:Look atleast promise me you wont drink,beer always leads to trouble. Peter:C'mon your worrying about nothin. Louis:Oh?Remember when you got drunk of the communio...

More.... Meg:Mom can i turn the heat up? Louis:Oh dont touch the thermistat Meg your father gets upset. Meg:Oh c'mon,this thing goes up to 90.(turns dial,and quickyl peter opens door with a slam) Peter:Who touched the theristat? Meg:God how does he always know? Peter:Brian implant Meg,every father h...

I love Family Guy,heres some classic quotes: (Whole family watching tv on couch) (Mother,father at table,son,daughter standing left and right) Daughter:Mom,Dad i found these cigerettes in Gregs jacket. Dad:Greg were you smoking cigerette? Greg:No dad. Dad:Well hes lying no dobut about that,Greg im a...

Phew,I haven't been for a while,lets see..


Hires Elmer Fud to shoot bugzbunnie with his shot gun,several times,i then throw your dead body into your hole,fill it with explosives,and set them off!

im still a member,ive just been lazy on my job,i have not been posting so much anymore,just recently ive seen that little game one the front page of the Special Olympics,there is a part ur not gonna pass,GAY

i kick inbtf's ass 4 asking me for money,i smack him till he bleeds cut his balls of and shred them and mix them into chilli send it to his parents along with his 3rd degreed burned body with his dick in his mouth and force feed it to them,i then set the house on fire have some popcorn and watch til...

WTF WAS THAT! grabs zingdoo and ties him to a chair,then puts him in a room were a cd player is,i then download that song and and put it on a disk,i then put that is the cd player.i put the head phones on zingdoo and play the music,which will keep on playing as soon as its finished,since his hands a...

know i now for sure city people are stupid,haha.you see i have the power to have ever power there is thus i have the power to resist against everthing,my soul leaves the jar without damaging anything,next day when you come to check up on me you dont find anything,my soul then takes over your body,a...

you stupid citygal20011, when you finished eating me you start to get terible stomach aches and cant control it,you start vomiting and you start to realize how stupid you were of eating me.day by day you get more sick,one day you take yourself to the hospital,they take you to a room and they lock th...

goes to aob's house,goes to his mothers room,bangs her,then goes to your room,and smash your head against your computer screen and takes your cd's to cut you open in several parts of your body,i insert spiders in to the cuts and puts your room on fire with my flamethrower.then i go and bang your mom...

good thing i have look-alike robots *i grab ih8hippies999,and crack his head open on the concrete floor,i then chop his dick off,and,nope,i dont put it in your mouth i put it in kswf's lunch,witch makes him vomit to death* i have a very special death just for you,kswf.just wait till i catch you,mhuu...

after crying my eyes out of hearing some crazy citygal20011 kill my brother, i find no-one reading the newspaper,i then sneak behind him and hit him in the head with a brick.he wakes up in a dark room,tied to a chair.i insert flesh eating rats in to the room,and put the on fire.they start eating him...