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by Cedric Digsby
Thu Aug 10, 2006 4:08 am
Forum: FanFics and Episode Ideas
Topic: Do you like Stan/Kyle slash?
Replies: 537
Views: 103898

As part of my job as an interpreter, I've just taken statements from a few boys who were among the victims of a recently arrested child molester [related news item below]. They mentioned that he had downloaded online sex fantasies from his computer and then had the boys act them out while he filmed ...
by Cedric Digsby
Tue Aug 08, 2006 8:59 am
Forum: FanFics and Episode Ideas
Topic: Do you like Stan/Kyle slash?
Replies: 537
Views: 103898

Cute! Now it's time to kiss and make up and then write a salacious fan-fic about it doing it in the butt. And Ice, re asexuality, I went through that proud phase for a while in school until I discovered it was more fun screwing than posing as a morally and intellectually superior asexual snob [actua...
by Cedric Digsby
Tue Aug 08, 2006 4:39 am
Forum: FanFics and Episode Ideas
Topic: Do you like Stan/Kyle slash?
Replies: 537
Views: 103898

To people who find the idea of two guys together hot, SP slash is totally great. In our lovely little guy on guy loving minds, turning our favorite SP characters into sexy teenagers and writing about them doing things is fun! Now, of all the fics I've read in the past 3 years, I've only found ONE f...
by Cedric Digsby
Tue Aug 08, 2006 3:38 am
Forum: FanFics and Episode Ideas
Topic: Do you like Stan/Kyle slash?
Replies: 537
Views: 103898

Cabbaged, I have twice browsed some South Park fan-fic in the hope of being entertained, but each time I became ill for several hours (the second time I had to chew the sleeves off my jacket). Much later I read this thread in its entirety, looked up the meaning of 'slash' and concluded that fan-fic ...
by Cedric Digsby
Tue Aug 08, 2006 2:24 am
Forum: FanFics and Episode Ideas
Topic: Do you like Stan/Kyle slash?
Replies: 537
Views: 103898

I think you should just leave this forum now Cedric Dickhead or I'll make you eat your parents. Clown, forgive me for being repulsed by thought of people getting off on atrociously written stories of child sex (such stuff ought be illegal or at least banished to fan-fic), but I guess I'm just old f...
by Cedric Digsby
Fri Aug 04, 2006 11:56 pm
Forum: FanFics and Episode Ideas
Topic: Do you like Stan/Kyle slash?
Replies: 537
Views: 103898

Shouldn't this thread be moved to fan-fic, given that it's all about that generally unreadable tripe? I had to look up Slash and was repulsed to see it meant:

Slash fiction, fan fiction dealing with homosexual relationships or sexual encounters.


Jesus tap-dancing Christ.
by Cedric Digsby
Fri Aug 04, 2006 11:18 pm
Forum: Character Discussion
Topic: Kenny should say more cause that would kick ass
Replies: 16
Views: 4052

Screw that, you don't f*ck with your icons. Kenny already makes occasional filthy and wise comments. if you can't understand 'em, read 'em on the Scriptorium.
by Cedric Digsby
Mon Jul 31, 2006 11:42 pm
Forum: Hot Topics
Topic: Love or Hate President Bush?
Replies: 147
Views: 68677

For the war, against the war, who cares? One hundred episodes! Sorry to all you Bush haters, but unless Trey Parker was being facetious [or just referring to the eponymous character of their defunct TV show] in this TIME interview, he finds Bush "superlovable" and goodhearted. For that comment alone...
by Cedric Digsby
Mon Jul 31, 2006 9:13 pm
Forum: General South Park Discussion
Topic: An open letter to South Park
Replies: 57
Views: 11921

I've occasionally implied that many of the South Park fans here are thicker than swine feces (I mean that very politely). Sadly, many of the comments on this thread vindicate this assertion. Why the complete inability to comprehend sarcasm and none-too-subtle understatement? As for the spoof complai...
by Cedric Digsby
Wed Jul 26, 2006 4:54 am
Forum: General South Park Discussion
Topic: Which episodes do you think will be on 10th Anniversary dvd?
Replies: 13
Views: 3165

Frog, I'm a big fan of the Pip episode, largely cos of Malcolm McDowell's bit; and the Terrance and Phillip one, partly because it annoyed so many viewers. But I'll bet you a copy of the new DVD that those episodes won't be among the top 10 (they may be there as bonus episodes, but I still doubt it)...
by Cedric Digsby
Wed Jul 26, 2006 3:06 am
Forum: General South Park Discussion
Topic: Which episodes do you think will be on 10th Anniversary dvd?
Replies: 13
Views: 3165

I hate to be a party pooper, but those of you listing lots of older episodes should note that Matt and Trey have said their 10 favorite episodes are mostly from the last four seasons, mostly. Expect a SOUTH PARK – 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY DVD to arrive on shelves in the fall with creators Trey Parker and...
by Cedric Digsby
Wed Jul 19, 2006 8:51 am
Forum: Games
Topic: Closest Thing To Your Left Hand
Replies: 521
Views: 79356

A cigarette of course, if not rythmically fingering my moist snatch.
by Cedric Digsby
Wed Jul 19, 2006 1:44 am
Forum: General South Park Discussion
Topic: Which character(s)'s voices can you imitate?
Replies: 80
Views: 18298

Anyone ever notice how Towelie's voice is rather similar to that of cartoon legend Rocket J. Squirrel from the old Rocky & Bullwinkle show? (anyone remember Rocky & Bullwinkle for that matter?) Despite having severely damaged the ole vocal cords with over a decade of chain-smoking and boozin...
by Cedric Digsby
Tue Jul 18, 2006 11:44 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: Return To Hotel BBS
Replies: 192
Views: 34208

In 2006, Cedric Digsby is convicted by a military court for a crime he did not commit. The charge? Using Arnold Schwarzenegger movie quotes in a restricted zone. After exhausting all avenues of appeal and 37 Asian whores at the Trey Parker Memorial Brothel, Cedric is taken to prison. But this is no...
by Cedric Digsby
Mon Jul 17, 2006 6:34 pm
Forum: General South Park Discussion
Topic: 'South Park' guys still upset -- CNN ARTICLE
Replies: 29
Views: 6797

Beavers Trapped in Muhammad's Closet

Sorry if this has been mentioned elsewhere... The CNN report posted by Killa doesn't mention Trey's seemingly erroneous statement on the Super Best Friends episode - he's quoted as saying that Muhammad was portrayed as a beaver. No! It was Vishnu who turned into a beaver. Muhammad just had the power...

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