Thing is though, Zubby, as wrong as it is, Kyle signed a contract. He lost the bet, therefore he has to do it. As much of a little closet bastard as Cartman is, he's actually technically right about this one. Kyle should never have agreed. For the sake of variety, I do believe M&T will give Car...

Thing is though, Zubby, as wrong as it is, Kyle signed a contract. He lost the bet, therefore he has to do it. As much of a little closet bastard as Cartman is, he's actually technically right about this one. Kyle should never have agreed. For the sake of variety, I do believe M&T will give Cart...

I too am wondering how they are going to play out the fact that they claim it's a trilogy, but in a two-part episode. A simple guess: It will be a two-parter episode-wise, but the third part will be a split-second clip of Kyle sucking Cartman's balls. (Cartman wins in this one. After all, he does sa...

I actually enjoyed it. The whole time I watched the lice village aspect, I thought to myself "this is what a secondary series by Matt & Trey, using the same animation, would feel like, ala "Futurama", "King Of The Hill", or "American Dad". Not that they would devote an entire series to lice vill...

Well, I for one never liked the idea of Kenny dying off permanently. I just watched "Kenny Dies" the other day, and it just reinforced my view that M&T made a huge mistake going that route, although they did rectify it. I appreciated the episode's advocation of stem-cell research and I love the ...

1. The Rolling Stones (twice) 2. ZZ Top (twice) 3. Santana & Jeff Beck 4. Jimmy Page & Robert Plant 5. John Fogerty 6. Alice Cooper 7. Boston 8. Matchbox 20 9. Goo Goo Dolls (3 times) 10. U2 11. Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers 12. Dave Matthews Band 13. Bad Company 14. Blue Oyster Cult 15....

Just watch; cause of death will be cardiac arrest due to the ephedra in TrimSpa. Wouldn't that be ironic. I laugh at this skank's death because she was a horrible person with absolutely no redeeming qualities whatsoever. She had absolutely no skills (apart from showing off her fake-ass tits and ove...

I remember the day vividly. I was a sophomore in college, and my best friend and his girl were visiting for the weekend, but neither his nor my girlfriend at the time wanted to see it, so he and I went by ourselves, and we had a better time anyway. We got pretty tanked before we went, and I can't re...

Hell on Earth didn't do that much for me except for the serial killers side plot. Spookyfish was an enjoyable spoof of far-fetched lowbudget semi-horror that we see on TV from time to time. Pinkeye was a lot of fun and best described as a melting pot of several horror movies and related media (like...

This is a gross underexaggeration, but just picture an extended episode as a musical, and you have the movie. Having said that, it's the greatest episode ever. Really, it's quite cinematic, and stands alone from the seasons (not in terms of content, but in terms of epic lasting power). You can get i...

I think that we all South Park a huge debt of gratitude. Not only in terms of its amazing quality season after season. But for pushing the boundaries of what you can say and do on TV, and fighting the war on free speech, which was severely neglected before SP came on the air. South Park helped ushe...

Well, I would definitely agree that both SP and FG have shaped modern animated sit-coms today (I'm guessing because they are animated, they can get away with more than live action shows), but one would have to admit that FG would have had a much harder road to tow if not for SP. I know that this isn...

OK, if not essay, then a well-written analysis of South Park's contribution to free thought. However, upon reading it, I have to say, and I don't mean any disrespect, because it is well-written, that it is (and I'm paraphrasing Shakespeare): "so much sound and fury, signifying nothing." I guess that...

Season 10 definitely is the weakest season of all. However, with at least two more seasons planned, time will tell whether it is simply an isolated stretch of uninspired creativity, or the dreaded beginning of the end.

You say in your linked essay that Fox was a family-oriented network before Family Guy. Huh? In addition to what Big-Will said about The Simpsons, didn't Married...With Children reign supreme on Fox starting about 1987? Last I checked, that's about as an anti-family values show as you could get.