You think you did everything right by going to college and graduating. You think you'll be guaranteed a job upon graduating, because that's what you've been told happens next. You've been told all your life to go to college, make the grades and graduate, because you don't want to end up like So-And-...

There's a Part II?! I am in awe that the South Park community, after my 10 years on this forum, is aaaaaable toooooo

Ha-HA! GOT THE WIN! *runs and pants and runs and pants*

Eleven days since a randome post? C'mon guys, you can do better than that! I'm sitting in a cafe across the Courthouse Square in my hometown, and I can see all the kids playing the Pokey-Manz outside. It's good that everyone's getting their fresh air and all, but we're not really that pedestrian-fri...

Auto-cannibalism? Sounds appetizing!

Skin peels off, hair disintegrates into ash, eyes evaporate, exposing a skeleton face screaming until the throat roasts.

This descriptions kinda reminds me of hot dogs, which I throw at the next poster.

My roommate told me a story about how someone she knows got her arm chopped off in a water-skiing accident; but it wasn't that disturbing, the roomie says, because said girl is still pretty anyway. I retorted, "I guess she pulled if off nicely." YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

A-minus on my first big essay. W00t to the MAX, man!

Said hooker's been decaying since July, so I whip out my finest raincoat and brace for the worst tsunami of maggots this side of the board's seen since 2006. I donate the rotted remains to SCIENCE and get a handsome check for my charitable deeds. I buy myself a lead zeppelin with the money and launc...

Being a Duranie has turned me into something evil..... Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand in my pants! Just like that river twisting through the dusty land in my pants! And when she shines, she really shows you all she can in my pants! Oh Rio, Rio, dance across the Rio Grande in my pants! An...

There was me, that is, Poofs, and my three droogs, that is Bug, Angus, and Your Moms Fav Person, Your Moms Fav Person being your mother's favorite person, and we sat in the Randome Thread making up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening, a flip bright warm summer bastard through the humid. The ...

No. I admire their determination and commitment towards conjuring a tidal wave of foibles just to gain a customor.

Is it spelled "scott-free" or "scot-free"?

Coincidentally, sloppy joe was on the menu today.

Now with hilaaaaarious outtakes!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6V0zw6FNDr8

Why am I not taking this discussion to, say, a Duran board? I don't know! I just love you guys that much!

Old enough to know what it's like to kill a man....wich. Kill a manwich. I've killed plenty of those bastards in my lifetime. I hear the sounds of ground beef dripping from the buns. Juices splattering. That awful sound. Hands glisten from the excess grease. The reminder that I took away the existen...

And now for something completely different. I've made a return tonight But I'm going to bed before nine! I probably shouldn't be messing around My senior project won't be due on time! I'll do that stuff later on! Another day, a lower grade! Oh-whoa! Won't be hanging 'round here for too long! Should'...