Note: This chapter is a tribute to an unfinished fic by Crow (with his permission) and his upcoming collaborative project, as well as a taste of things to come. ________ Chapter 4 - Growing Pains Dusk had descended on the small mountain village, and the full moon glared down in all its prominent glo...

Notes: Based on an allegory that dates back to 360 BCE. Chapter 3 - The Cave The rocky underground passage seemed to descend endlessly into the depths of the earth. The scant daylight that shone in through the entrance far up the path behind him amounted to little more than a glimmering pinprick. St...

Warning: Chapter contains graphic violence. Chapter 2 - Deep Cuts Stan finally arrived at the school playground. He had missed the midnight bus once again and had to walk the whole way in the fog. It wasn't as convenient a schedule as he would have liked, but he didn't dwell on it too much. His clas...

Some whiny douche recently left me the following review. Sound familiar to anyone? Wow what a shocker: you're using characters to push your beliefs or false position,I am blown away. Oh man.I did NOT see that coming, LOL. People who find THIS scary don't know their horror too well. whatever XD Appar...

Summary: Stan finds himself trapped on the boundary between the dream world and the waking world. In order to free himself, he must first find himself. Can he defeat the demons of his subconscious? Author's Notes: This is my first SP fanfiction in a while, and was co-written with SnuffSnuff. I will...

With Karasu's permission, I'm posting our MST3K fic here. It's not an SP fic, but 9/11 conspiracies is certainly a topic SP has touched on, so this is mostly for if anyone's interested in reading it. Keep in mind that this is a joint fic, which I never could have done independently, as about 70% of ...

Maybe it's just me, but I wanted there to be a part during that particular scene where suddenly we hear an off-screen chomping sound, and imaginary Cartman's eyes bug out as he screams at the top of his lungs. Then we pan back over to Kyle (the real one) who has a grin on his face, while Cartman loo...

A number of people have talked about the various other "imaginary" things that could appear in the last installment - like Professor Chaos for example, or God. I had a weird idea, suggested by the fact that Kenny seems to be completely MIA in the episode so far. We all know his bit is dyi...

You do make a good point. They missed a perfectly good opportunity to make use of Kenny's character. Since he has always been able to say whatever he wants, he could have been the first that Cartman reveals his scheme to, and Kenny would be wondering what the big deal is.

Finally got around to downloading and watching this ep. I really wish I hadn't been eating dinner while I was watching it. You'd think I would have learned my lesson after all those episodes of CSI that I used to watch when I was a fan.

Actually yeah. I like pro wrestling since I'm a martial arts enthusiast, and it's technically one big stunt show, to look at it one way. Huge 'Taker fan, and I'm glad he's back from his biceps injury (even though the audience seemed half asleep during his match at Unforgiven). And yeah, every wrestl...

Good ep. Got off to a fairly predictable and slow start, but by the end I was laughing hysterically. Especially the parts with Chris Hansen. Also, I've always considered Liane to be Cartman's mother. Mephesto said that hermaphrodites can't give birth, but if he's going to go that far, it's also true...

Technically they weren't making fun of people with TS; they were making fun of hypochondriacs like Cartman who fake disorders in order to gain sympathy and attention.

STOP SAYING THAT ANBDOU WHO LIKS GREENDAY AND HAWRTHORN HIGHTS AND STUFF AND IS NOT A CONFORMIST assh*le IS A EMO KID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EMO IS JUST A STUPID INSULT MADE UP BY YOU PEWOPLE ITS NOT A REAL THING Or you'll do what? Turn emo and start cutting? Anyway, I do speak a little Emo. I think "ANBD...

Here's one for this thread. Tom Cruise Plans Underground Bunker Tom Cruise is allegedly planning to build a bunker underneath his house in preparation for the end of the world. The Top Gun star, who is a devout follower of Scientology, is said to believe evil intergalactic ruler Xenu will attack Ear...