Stan....of course!!
How many kids had a girlfriend when they are only eight!

Cartman will sure be the last for me to choose...I don't wanna go out with a kid pissing me off constantly...
Neither Kenny! Image his head blow up in front of you...this really sucks~
Cartman's Mom is a good choice.....

I have no idea about cartman's phrase as a reult of all the charachters are speaking Chinese...

The most useless charachter is that cop!
He do nothing but just hanging around all day long~

Cartman really seems not interest in girls...but boys either!!
I think he has not reach the age@@''
Don't call him a gay~He's just a little fat ass
Maybe he love his Mom...