With all their money, why don't they hire a driver? Why? Can someone please explain this to me?

Urgh.

I personally found the fact the story was surrounded by Disney Land adverts quite funny. I don't see how it could have been medically possibly. Menstruation only occurs when the body reaches a certain weight and after the growth of female bones ceases at a pre-determined inherited level (within the ...

I'm calling it: The population of Great Britain will quickly become very annoyed with all the talk about climate change, carbon offsetting, world peace, end the war in Iraqistan and feed the people of insert crappy country here. The tory party; led by Boris Johnson, will summon each do gooding, whin...

Parent 1: My son has just flourished in the army cadets...
Parent 2: How long has he been in?
Parent 1: Oh, a year and thirteen months.

...happy place in the right way.

I'd like to have a mouthful of...

...actually it goes 'her royal highness' (HRH) or 'your majesty', never 'your highness', which just sounds wrong when you think about it.

Anyway.

It stands to reason QE2 likes it, her mum did a kick ass take of Ali G at 101.

I wish Matt and Trey get in an affair with eachother. Ah, but it has been prooven that men over 35 who cheat on their partners are most likely to suffer a fatal heart attack during sex with their lover due to the stress of having to impress a new person and the fear of conducting an illicit affair ...

Over there ...pinned under a pile of antique furniture bought from ebay in his home. Fortunately this happened at easter and BRMBug was carrying armfulls of chocolate at the time his antique cabinets collapsed upon him. He has been able to survive for the past six months on the festive candy and hi...

Dependant on having a kick ass disguise and one of those hitchiker language gadget thingies and a bulletproof/shield kit.... I think I'd like to try 1980 in England and I'd drop in on my parents, france during Louis XIV's reign, America in 1775, then back to france in 1789 for the storming of the Ba...

My fav candy is.......SNICKERS AND BUBBLE GUM!!!! Oh my god. I haven't heard anything that wrong since someone claimed fried eggs went really well on jam toast. How do you know which bit to chew and which bit to swallow? Likes: Thorntons Chocolate Jaffa Cakes Dark Chocolate & Coconut Hershey ba...

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I concur. Well, you can afford to be generous when you're as hot as I am. I hesitate to post a picture of myself because you'd have to claw your eyes out to distract yourselves from the fact you'll never see anyone that hot again....

Today on Oprah, Paris Hilton tells us what it was like to spend eight hours a night in prison...

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...erm, getting paid so I can waste my money seeing Black Books, the Painted Veil, 300 and Goya's Ghosts. I saw spiderman 3 on friday. Is going to the cinema 5 times in a month excessive? I feel like I ought to disguise this compulsive behaviour as 'dating' or something.

"I havent seen a jew run that fast since poland in 1938" actually, poland was invaded by germany in 1939, so 1939 would fit the joke better here i sound like a wise ass, i know If Germany invaded Poland in 1939, wouldn't 1938 be the last year the Jews could run? After the invasion weren't they a li...