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by becky-s-potter
Wed Jul 25, 2007 9:08 am
Forum: Off Topic Discussion
Topic: Lindsay Lohan might go to jail.
Replies: 12
Views: 2243

With all their money, why don't they hire a driver? Why? Can someone please explain this to me?

Urgh.
by becky-s-potter
Tue Jul 24, 2007 8:29 pm
Forum: Off Topic Discussion
Topic: Five-year-old girl becomes mother!
Replies: 20
Views: 3290

I personally found the fact the story was surrounded by Disney Land adverts quite funny. I don't see how it could have been medically possibly. Menstruation only occurs when the body reaches a certain weight and after the growth of female bones ceases at a pre-determined inherited level (within the ...
by becky-s-potter
Mon Jul 16, 2007 6:51 pm
Forum: Off Topic Discussion
Topic: I'm calling it...
Replies: 49
Views: 5416

I'm calling it: The population of Great Britain will quickly become very annoyed with all the talk about climate change, carbon offsetting, world peace, end the war in Iraqistan and feed the people of insert crappy country here. The tory party; led by Boris Johnson, will summon each do gooding, whin...
by becky-s-potter
Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:10 am
Forum: Off Topic Discussion
Topic: All time stupidest things your family or friends have said..
Replies: 44
Views: 11110

Parent 1: My son has just flourished in the army cadets...
Parent 2: How long has he been in?
Parent 1: Oh, a year and thirteen months.
by becky-s-potter
Tue May 15, 2007 2:03 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: Complete the Sentence of the Person above
Replies: 2724
Views: 241543

...happy place in the right way.

I'd like to have a mouthful of...
by becky-s-potter
Fri May 11, 2007 10:41 am
Forum: General South Park Discussion
Topic: Her majesty the Queen
Replies: 3
Views: 1688

...actually it goes 'her royal highness' (HRH) or 'your majesty', never 'your highness', which just sounds wrong when you think about it.

Anyway.

It stands to reason QE2 likes it, her mum did a kick ass take of Ali G at 101.
by becky-s-potter
Wed May 09, 2007 3:42 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted
Replies: 902
Views: 125769

I wish Matt and Trey get in an affair with eachother. Ah, but it has been prooven that men over 35 who cheat on their partners are most likely to suffer a fatal heart attack during sex with their lover due to the stress of having to impress a new person and the fear of conducting an illicit affair ...
by becky-s-potter
Wed May 09, 2007 1:24 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: Where will the person above you be 20 years from now?
Replies: 329
Views: 53485

Over there ...pinned under a pile of antique furniture bought from ebay in his home. Fortunately this happened at easter and BRMBug was carrying armfulls of chocolate at the time his antique cabinets collapsed upon him. He has been able to survive for the past six months on the festive candy and hi...
by becky-s-potter
Tue May 08, 2007 9:41 pm
Forum: Off Topic Discussion
Topic: Where would YOU go?
Replies: 14
Views: 4369

Dependant on having a kick ass disguise and one of those hitchiker language gadget thingies and a bulletproof/shield kit.... I think I'd like to try 1980 in England and I'd drop in on my parents, france during Louis XIV's reign, America in 1775, then back to france in 1789 for the storming of the Ba...
by becky-s-potter
Tue May 08, 2007 9:24 pm
Forum: Off Topic Discussion
Topic: The Official Candy Discussion Thread
Replies: 117
Views: 26311

My fav candy is.......SNICKERS AND BUBBLE GUM!!!! Oh my god. I haven't heard anything that wrong since someone claimed fried eggs went really well on jam toast. How do you know which bit to chew and which bit to swallow? Likes: Thorntons Chocolate Jaffa Cakes Dark Chocolate & Coconut Hershey ba...
by becky-s-potter
Tue May 08, 2007 10:46 am
Forum: Games
Topic: Beautiful people
Replies: 25
Views: 8327

Nommel wrote:Me


I concur. Well, you can afford to be generous when you're as hot as I am. I hesitate to post a picture of myself because you'd have to claw your eyes out to distract yourselves from the fact you'll never see anyone that hot again....
by becky-s-potter
Mon May 07, 2007 4:21 pm
Forum: Off Topic Discussion
Topic: Paris Hilton gets 45 days in jail
Replies: 87
Views: 20233

Today on Oprah, Paris Hilton tells us what it was like to spend eight hours a night in prison...
by becky-s-potter
Mon May 07, 2007 3:59 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: Beautiful people
Replies: 25
Views: 8327

by becky-s-potter
Mon May 07, 2007 3:02 pm
Forum: Off Topic Discussion
Topic: What are you looking foward to this month?
Replies: 37
Views: 10401

...erm, getting paid so I can waste my money seeing Black Books, the Painted Veil, 300 and Goya's Ghosts. I saw spiderman 3 on friday. Is going to the cinema 5 times in a month excessive? I feel like I ought to disguise this compulsive behaviour as 'dating' or something.
by becky-s-potter
Sun May 06, 2007 1:17 pm
Forum: Season 1
Topic: Running Jew Joke Mistake
Replies: 13
Views: 12530

Re: Running Jew Joke Mistake

"I havent seen a jew run that fast since poland in 1938" actually, poland was invaded by germany in 1939, so 1939 would fit the joke better here i sound like a wise ass, i know If Germany invaded Poland in 1939, wouldn't 1938 be the last year the Jews could run? After the invasion weren't they a li...

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