My band and I are going to try and get a record deal and live the good life.If that doesn't work then i'm going to be a writer.

A Catholic priest, a Rabbi, and a minister are on a plane with a bunch of children headed to the holy land the pilot comes over the intercom and says the plane is going to crash the minister says "Oh God think of the children!" the Rabbi says "f*ck the chldren!" and the priest sa...

My favorite bands are

Nirvana

Led Zeppelin

Metallica

Iron Maiden

The Beatles

AC/DC

Pantera

Avenged Sevenfold

Black Sabbath

Guns & Roses

and Slipknot

My mother ran out on me when I was 10

I hate that John Lennon got shot six f*cking times and Yoko Ono, who was standing four f*cking inches away from him, and didn't get hit with one bullet!

Child rapists should be hung by their f*cking nuts

bullsh*t

1. Flight

2. superspeed

3. control over the elements

4. shapeshifting

5. imortality