Bout a week ago I started having some sharp pain in my arm and then some numbness on my side so I went to my family doc and he referred me to the hospital because he thought I might of been having a stroke or something so they ran a bunch of test on me and kept me in their for a week. I'm feeling ki...

Sounds like that guy was being a real dick but nothing's a bigger dick than Cheney

Is anyone reminded of The Simpsons ep where Homer's dad is a greater at some major retail store kina like WalMart and Homer accidentally hurts his dad so Homer has to become a greater their and he gets locked in their at nite with the rest of the employees so they start going crazy and steal stuff

I saw something today that really pissed me off. That fossil fool called president Bush wants to drill for more oil in America. We already took over the worlds 2nd largest oil provider and now the price of gas is true the roof. Oil companies are reporting record profits but Bush is saying it's suppl...

Well, if it weren't for running across the crosswalk, Yours Truly would have been embedded into some moron's truck this morning! Seriously, you get a walk signal and the oncoming guy turning left just doesn't want to wait! Does anybody remember the pedestrian rule anymore?!! Grrr! That's another th...

Thanx I never thought of myself as genius but I do have those moments sometimes. I have to learn the song because I have some vision problems and cant see the screen to well so I don't even bother to look instead I play air-guitar or do some kina stupid dancing Main problem is if I try and sing a so...

If it's Cartman Hatrid you are looking for, Then Vermont is the place. That is the Capital of "Hicks and Hippies" What bout Branson Missouri?? There's a lot of queers and drunks their. I've been their 1ce and they had condom dispensers and ice-machines in some of the bathrooms and their w...

I'm reading a tex-message on my phone from a friend that says "I'm stroking my _ with my finger-tips" you fill in the "_" with a 5letter word. The other nite he was drunk and called my phone and left a message saying that. I don't think he knows what I meant when I told him I was...

pdfsmail wrote:Depressed and wishing I were somewhere else...

Maybe mountains or somewhere cooler, i live in a literal hell.

I feel exactly the same way you do except for the maybe colder part. I should put that in my post sig but not enough room for that and a song

I'm listening to someone you guys know of a Chef on SouthPark but he released a lot of CDs under his real name "Isaac Hayes". It's good soul music that has nothing to do with SP

Some people have way to much time on their hands. I wonder how fast he types because he should be working with computers or something useful instead of being a JukeBox hero who has stars in his eyes who came alive on YouTube. I'd rather Karaoke it's much more fun and more than one person can partici...

CaptainCameron wrote:I like how everyone eventually just starts saying the boys should come to where they live.

Would you expect us to say they should come to places we wish we lived at?? And for the record~ I don't live in NewOrleans. I live an hour away.

I've been reading some studies that the majority of people with my mental stuff do drugs or alcohol enough to be considered addicts. The numbers very between 80/90% and they also say that the number one choice for em is weed. Then again most people with my stuff don't get tested for mental stuff unl...

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Love the version of this with Ned singing on Chef Aid



couldn't resist freaking someone out LOL

If they come to Louisiana in winter, it would be cold because it's only hot here all summer and for half the winter but it just isn't consistent in the winter because every other day it's hot and every other day it's cold. One day the heater is on and the next the AC is on. During the winter. I don'...