Just to clear something up for you guys: You all seem to think that a queef is just a fart that expels from the vagina instead of from the assh*le. This is not the case. The air that produces a fart is gas produced by the body from digestion--that's why it smells bad and is generally involuntary/na...

Noooooo! Syphilis!
Shouldn't he have known better; Knowing how unlucky he is?

it might just be a small mistake, but i know there's a lot of things like the aliens hidden in many episodes, little easter eggs so I figured this could be one. But i dont know.

In season 11, in Cartman Sucks; shortly after the third and last commercial break at the scene where Kyle's mom answers the phone a split-second frame of something pops up. Does anybody know what it is? Is it a mistake, or there on purpose? These things really bug me and I tried looking at it with a...

Great update to the story!
It's fast moving & the gay Cartman was funny.
im looking forward to the next one.

Thanks for reading & posting!
Yes there'll be a lot of revenge in this story.
Wendy will be in this story, so maybe. i'll include as many of the characters as i can, (because i love all of them!)

Monday at school everyone takes their seats. Stan notices Cartman is missing. STAN― Where’s Cartman? KYLE¬¬― Idunno. STAN― What? MR. GARRISON― Alright children, today is the last week of school… He stands motionless for a moment and then breaks out into a dance. THE LAST WEEK OF SCHOOL YEAH! SUMMER...

Chapter 2 It’s Friday, there’s only one week of school left. The kids are all in class with their dioramas except Kyle and Cartman STAN― So you actually didn’t do the project at all? KYLE― No. STAN― What about Cartman? KYLE― He didn’t do anything I’m sure. STAN― You’re gonna get a zero out of fifty...

Good story. We haven't seen Dr. Mafesto in the show for a long time.
I can't wait to see who his husband is.

thanks for reading! next chapter coming very soon.

Pip Tweek wrote:
Yes, it was a very mammarable season.

had to be Major Boobage, not only because Kenny's my favorite character but i think it was the best one in general.
second would be... Super Fun Time

Summary: Cartman has finally pushed Kyle too far. Kyle goes insane and will stop at nothing to get revenge on Cartman, including getting help from hippies, aliens, Professor Chaos and Senator Ted Stevens. Of course nothing goes as planned and Kyle accidentally creates a hole to a parallel universe t...

Season 4; The Wacky Molestaion Adventure.
it mocks star trek (they did that a lot in the beginning)

other lesser favorites:
the pilot
Stanley's Cup
Cartman joins NAMBLA

exellent story!!! exellent!
really funny. i enjoyed it a lot.

Let's check my personal set of commandments: 1. Thou shalt not invade another person's private space. 2. Thou shalt not drink out of another man's beer. 3. Thou shalt never watch Britney Spears without the mute button turned on. 4. When they threaten to call the police thou shast always hang up righ...