Just don't say "Adios" to the judge as you leave.... She'll probably send you to jail for 10 years.... In all seriousness...the most you'll do is 6 months MAX. First offense. You'll probably get no time (or a suspended sentence) and be given probation for like a year or two, and have to p...

We're deep in the heart of winter now in the northern hemisphere so that seems like a cool subject to talk about (sorry about the pun). Do you hate winter? Do you love it? Are you okay with it? Got any snowstorm anecdotes? Like to ski or something? Ever get your car stuck? Are you Canadian? Anythin...

Thanks for the feedback buddy, your input is greatly appreciated, nice to see that someone knows their sh*t.

If anyone else has advice or wants to shoot me their opinion go ahead. Other than that the only thing thats up with me is I'm re-finding my love for this show, f*ck yea.

However from your words, something tells me the Judge did something quite unexpected..... You all got a unconditional discharge maybe? Wouldn't that be titties? But our real court date is next month, the previous one is where the judge and prosecutors talk about the crime and give you an actual cou...

Forgot to mention, first offense. But yea many people answered with "jail time buddy"... yet the guy who was monitored for months, sold cocaine, weed, and oxycodone, was snitched on, had baggies and scales, and police saw multiple cars go in and out of his house day in and day out only got...

Calm down they're getting tired of just South Park, the break will renew their spirits, they need time, they're doing A LOT of other sh*t, and they know that other TV shows have greatly improved in quality. Find something else to do for the spring and summer. At least they didn't f*ck us over for th...

What's been up with me? Hmmmm, nothin' much, nothin' much. Oh but I did get arrested with intent to sell about 5 days ago. Seeing as how all of my peers in real life are 17 year olds that are somehow even stupider than I am I want to ask some other sources. Honest opinions on the situation would be ...

vowel movement - Atmosphere

As i remember...

Anyone who used to come on here when I came here like 3 years ago... long time no see. i might post every once and a while, this place has a very chill feel to it that I forgot about

I confess it's nostalgic as f*ck being on this site.

Yea but those are ignorant people, they're everywhere. I'm talking about friends that I have to deal with every day. All of them are stupid and I found out today that none of them, whether it be my stoner friends or sports friends, can pull through on a plan. You might think that this is the time th...

Aga of the Ladies-Shawn Lane

Is it just me or are people much more of cunts in the real world? I visit the interwebs every night at like 9 when I'm done with all my sh*t for the day. Constantly I see extremely nice people, intelligent people, and people who actually know what they're talking about. A fresh change from what I de...

hey y'all. i gotta poop, this 4th of july was almost as much of a win as this post

aw.....dude........im so f*cking high right now