Oh man, that is so cool. I like how each boy has a piece of their clothing colored in.

I have one too

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Sometimes when you feel feelings, it can manifest itself into bodily functions. The prime example, that Cartman could recall, was stupid Stan puking whenever he'd try to talk to Wendy. What a f*cking dumbass, to waste emotion and perfectly good food on a bitch like that. The screech of her squeaky v...

It's slighly better than FFnet where the slash is weeded out, but gen authors simply don't care about eachother. We can watch the actual show on here (streaming, for free) I'm not sure why I repost my work here, maybe for the off chance expose my stupid little stories to new readers. I'm not gonna h...

The Shining. The glitter. The sparkle. The shimmer. Sunshine! Bebe was a fan costumes with pizzazz. This was the reason she wore a dress with a flimsy bottom of white tulle with a glittery silver top with pride in the zero degree October weather. She even added a strawberry tint to her blonde hair t...

This isn't really South Parkish, but I was filling a request for more Wendy's group freindship stuff. Got more girl's group in the works. Though all the girls were nine (well, Bebe was ten now) they always seemed to find new ways to act older. This was the exact reason Wendy now sat in Tweek Bros C...

I worked in a video store years ago. I can't wait to see Stan reluctantly sucked into helping his dad run one (I think)

Randy has Jameson. Will we see more Ass Burgers, Stan? I hope so. I love him as a budding alcoholic.

Now time for a live action commercial that probably won't transfer well to prose! "Hey kids! Did you ever wonder if your parents totally screwed you with the name they gave you?" "Yeah!" Said a little boy with longish hair, bangs covering his forehead. "Please tell us."...

Stan always let things roll off his back, only taking action when the acts of extreme stupidity were turning harmful. Being called out for having a weird name wasn't a big deal. His friends ripped on each other all the time. He took his seat in class and glanced to his right. He sat next to Bebe Ste...

"This is Big Harry and Mike in the morning talking about the new Batman movie. What was Joseph Gordon Levitt implying in there, and even worse, why does he look so Asian-" A hand shot out from under the thick comforter and felt along the side table, slapping down on the snooze button. A sh...

Stan was still cursing under his breath as he crossed the empty playground. The sky was gray and the wind had picked up. Another snow storm would surely be on its way before it got dark. But he was already bracing himself for something else. He quickly looked over the lunchbox for spit or other bodi...

Stan was enjoying a slice of pizza and tater tots, the only good thing left in the cafeteria after poor Chef had died. He had also been smirking with the other boys over a semi amusing story Kenny had been telling. "I seriously think we'd remember you reaching the top of the tree, waving to me ...

Today would be different. Grace. Poise. Confidence. Wendy could radiate all three. "No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." She repeated those words in her head as she entered the cafeteria. She broke away from her friends and walked to her lunch table. She passed the four...

I'm glad I wasn't the only one Matt and Trey psychic on that current event. They used Stan of all people (he's my favorite)

I saw someone give Jewpacabra 9/10 and just thought wtf were you watching! It was the worst episode I've ever seen, by a mile. That wasn't the same Cartman that we all know and love. It's super funny how one can put in the effort to explain why one is rating an episode a certain way, even though it...

It could have been any day of the week. (Well weekday, the school bus had just dropped the boys off.) It could have been any month of the year. (Well, not July since there was snow on the ground.) It could have been any group of fourth grade boys now walking to their houses. (Except one of the boys ...