(Note: Yes, I am aware that Chef has already died but this is a fanfic so he's alive here. Oh yeah, and the Chef Aid stage got rebuilt for a yearly concert to raise money for male nymphomaniacs, inspired by Chef of course!) Scene 1: (A dark night. Zoom in on Chef Aid stage. We see the back of someon...

(Please Note that this is in script form) Scene 1: (The twelfth annual drunken barn dance. Ms Cartman is standing around looking upset.) Ms Cartman: Why can't I get sex these days? Being a hermaphrodite must turn people off (ENTER Mysterious Person) M.P: I don't really mind, I'm a bit sexually curio...

I know he died and got turned into a parody of Darth Vader but then what? Is he rusting in the South Park scrapyard or is he still busy molesting the children of the world? Any ideas?

Well I'm not saying you won't have the same problem with our shows but how come we in the UK have to suffer with not having South Park online? Btw if you want to watch recent BBC shows there's BBC Iplayer. The website is www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer. Or if you want to watch clips from older shows there's y...

Fries

It's just amazing how randomly they can make Kenny die! They've done almost anything! From running him over with a train to laughing himself to death! Long live Matt and Trey, and short live Kenny!

Mayo

Only saw this episode today and it rocks! Especially:

Leroy- Dawg's Driver
Earl- Dawg's Assistant
Beth- Dawg's Bitch
Kyle- Jew
LOL!!

And also:

Teacher: I am an alcoholic
Cartman: Oh no! She's using the Mel Gibson defence!
Pmsl!!

Well I might as well get involved!

Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday dear Matt,
Happy Birthday to you.

Many Happy Returns Matt!

Matt speaks Kenny's lines into his jacket sleeve. I found it out on the comedy central website!

And I'm talking ALL TIME! From Seasons 1 to 13, what's your favourite death of South Park's most beloved citizen? Personally, mine is when Ozzy Osbourne bites his head off!! Or maybe in Pinkeye when he refuses to die and stay dead!

Band: DragonForce/Metallica
Song: Through the Fire and the Flames/Nothing Else Matters/Master of Puppets
Character: Kenny!!

I think Doctor Who would make a great spoof! Cartman as The Doctor defending the world from the dreaded Jewleks, ruled over by the Jewlek Rabbi: Kyle! Kenny could be the companion!

Hi, can I join?

aLcATRAZ wrote: It's open to many countries, not just USA

But they're not available to us in the UK!!