Not sure why M&T is suddenly letting the Fatass get away with all the crap he's pulling with no repercussions to himself whatsoever. Booing Wendy, shooting Token, and now trapping Kyle into being a slave for his grotesque fantasies. It just gets worse and worse. He better get his sorry ass serv...

No, wait... what? 4 votes? Really?

I went to the SPS site today and was so happy to see the site I know & love. If this poll wasn't up, I'd have thought the other, "new" site had just been a bad dream. I hope MnT didn't pay some web designing genius too much to create that disaster.

CARBUNKLE

Cartman's
Ass
Reeks
Bad
Underwear
Leaking
Nightly
Kyle
Laughs
Ecstatic

I know "ecstatically" would have been a better choice gramatically, but this way it's a Haiku, and I thought that was cooler.

PANDEMIC

Dur. Forgot part 2.

"Hey, Stan, look what your old man made."

Episode numero uno. That's Mr. Garrison (talking as Mr. Hat), yelling at Kyle because Kyle wanted to leave school to rescue Ike from the aliens.

They must have removed those eps from the newer DVD releases - I have the season 14 DVD set (not blu-ray) and both 200 & 201 are on there. 201 is bleeped, of course, which is annoying (if for no other reason than I want to know what those speeches in the end are about) but I'll take what I can g...

Because you insist upon dressing like Tippi Hedren.

Who put the Shang in the Shang-A-Lang-A-Lang?

Chef - "Chocolate Salty Balls In My Pants"

The Clash - "Should I Stay Or Should I Go In My Pants".

What he said. No doubt there are going to be a whole lot of angry, depressed SP fans who don't want to wait until September or see the game plan switch to a single 10 episode run. If you step back and look at it from M&T's POV, however, it makes a lot more sense. The biggest plus for them is tha...

HSM sounds like someone is sh1tting in my ears.

The only benefit to killing Butters is that he could come back as a ghost who only Cartman can see. That could have real possibilities. I can just picture him showing up next to Carman's bed, just saying "Eric." and making Cartman jump out of his skin like Cartman kept doing to Butters in ...

CHUCK STONES!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha omg I almost peed myself! Chuck Stones! Would've been even better if he'd asked for Troy Pecker and Chuck Stones. Then it would sound like a pair of porn stars.

CHUCK STONES! That is just the funniest thing I've heard all day.

After he brings her back to life, he gives her "more asses than she ever dreamed of". Kim K with, like, 5 huge Kardashiasses. She would look like a bouquet of ass balloons from the back. And Butters gets to play on them like a bouncy house.