*Hermaphrodite explodes spectacularly.*

Stan: Oh Jesus! f*ck!

Yally: Joe? He doesn't sleep with hermaphrodites, I don't think he sleeps with anyone. ... I don't think he knows what a My Little Pony is! What's a My Little Pony? Stan: Get my f*cking laptop out! My mom will murder me! .... My best friend's mom will murder me if you don't f*cking do something! *Ma...

Sure, yeah, I do.

Next poster wants a surprise party when they wake up tomorrow 0.o

Wo/man: Lies! He said he loved me, he bought me jewels and bought tickets for the international My Little Pony convention! Stan: ...are we al talking about the same Jesus here? *Person is turning orange* Sheila: Who's screaming in there?!?! *Bangs on door.* (Thanks. It's nearly past. I was stuck in ...

Sheila: ...wha- what the heck is-

*Makes move to go to the kitchen door.*

Wo/man: ARGHH! Jesus betrayed me *vomits blood.* He said he loved me!

Stan: It's pretty bad, doctors.

Yally: Medics.

Matthew: I need to go .... I *vomits.*

Yally: I'll call Joe!

Stan: No. No. Don't call Joe.

Matthew: Get some mops!

*Matthew looks around for mops, Yally runs and grabs some. The herm's vagina spews more filth.*

(This must be what happens when I RP with the flu))

Yally: I guess we need to clean this... can I-

Stan: *Running in, locking door.* No. We need to get rid of it before Kyle's Mom comes in.

Matthew: She scares me.

Stan: ...why is Cartman here?

Sheila: What's going on?!

Stan: Matthew, why don't you find out?

Matthew: Why me?

Stan: Because you volunteered.

Matthew: Uh - *Goes.*

*Matthew screams.*

Stan: Oh god no. *Pinches nose.*

Stan: Yeah.

Matthew: Yes.

Sheila: I want to look.

Matthew: No you don't.

Sheila: Why not?

Stan: Waste of time.

Matthew: That's true.

_______

Yally: Don't you want to see your Mom, Kyle?

*Cartman is belched out of wo/man's vagina.*

((Night!)

*Wo/man starts making weird noises, vomiting puss and sick.*

Stan: ... I don't want to have to watch this. *Goes out front.* No- Kyle isn't here!

Sheila: Wh- What's making all that noise back there, what's going on, boys?

Matthew: *Looks at Stan pleadingly.* No idea, ma'am, I just work here.

Matthew: H- hi? Wh- Sheila: Hello Sir, I came here to object to the name of- IS THAT MY KYLE? Woman: No, I only want Wedding Crashers. My grandma used to make it whem I was a girl. _______ Yally: I did! Stan: But it looks pretty sick.... *Green and orange are creeping up its body and out its mouth.*

Woman: Isn't that a kind of cake, though? Wedding Crashers? Matthew: Absolutely not. Woman: Oh. *Kyle's mom comes in.* _________________ *Wo/man's pussy juices start turning a sickly green colour.* Wo/man I don't feel good. Stan: Yally, gross! You made it sick! Yally: I can't help that! *They yank f...

Customer: Do you have Wedding Crashers? Matthew: ....what? ---------- *Stan grabs for the laptop.* Stan: Give me back my f*cking laptop! Wo/man: No! No! It's f*cking mine now! It was a present from Jesus! I believed in him so he gave it to me! Stan: You're f*cking insane.! *Yally grabs at laptop.*

Wo/man: No! You can't have it back! No! No!

*Starts stuffing in it vagina*

Yally: Give it to us! *Tries to pull it back out.*

Stan: My parents are going to kill me.

*Bell rings, signifying that a customer is coming in.*

Stan: Oh Jesus no. Not now.

Matthew: I- I'll go. *Goes out front.*

*Yally runs in, tries to grab the laptop, but the wo/man will not let go. The pies are on the floor gored and splattered in a NSFW manner. *

Yally: I need help.

Stan: No. You're fun.

Matthew: But it's your laptop.

Stan: Good point.