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- Mon Jan 07, 2013 11:37 pm
- Forum: Games
- Topic: Role Play Thread
- Replies: 10450
- Views: 347386
Re: Role Play Thread
*Hermaphrodite explodes spectacularly.*
Stan: Oh Jesus! f*ck!
Stan: Oh Jesus! f*ck!
- Mon Jan 07, 2013 7:14 am
- Forum: Games
- Topic: Role Play Thread
- Replies: 10450
- Views: 347386
Re: Role Play Thread
Yally: Joe? He doesn't sleep with hermaphrodites, I don't think he sleeps with anyone. ... I don't think he knows what a My Little Pony is! What's a My Little Pony? Stan: Get my f*cking laptop out! My mom will murder me! .... My best friend's mom will murder me if you don't f*cking do something! *Ma...
- Mon Jan 07, 2013 7:06 am
- Forum: Games
- Topic: Guess the next poster AGAIN!
- Replies: 3291
- Views: 293008
Re: Guess the next poster AGAIN!
Sure, yeah, I do.
Next poster wants a surprise party when they wake up tomorrow 0.o
Next poster wants a surprise party when they wake up tomorrow 0.o
- Mon Jan 07, 2013 6:58 am
- Forum: Games
- Topic: Role Play Thread
- Replies: 10450
- Views: 347386
Re: Role Play Thread
Wo/man: Lies! He said he loved me, he bought me jewels and bought tickets for the international My Little Pony convention! Stan: ...are we al talking about the same Jesus here? *Person is turning orange* Sheila: Who's screaming in there?!?! *Bangs on door.* (Thanks. It's nearly past. I was stuck in ...
- Mon Jan 07, 2013 6:50 am
- Forum: Games
- Topic: Role Play Thread
- Replies: 10450
- Views: 347386
Re: Role Play Thread
Sheila: ...wha- what the heck is-
*Makes move to go to the kitchen door.*
Wo/man: ARGHH! Jesus betrayed me *vomits blood.* He said he loved me!
Stan: It's pretty bad, doctors.
Yally: Medics.
Matthew: I need to go .... I *vomits.*
*Makes move to go to the kitchen door.*
Wo/man: ARGHH! Jesus betrayed me *vomits blood.* He said he loved me!
Stan: It's pretty bad, doctors.
Yally: Medics.
Matthew: I need to go .... I *vomits.*
- Mon Jan 07, 2013 6:43 am
- Forum: Games
- Topic: Role Play Thread
- Replies: 10450
- Views: 347386
Re: Role Play Thread
Yally: I'll call Joe!
Stan: No. No. Don't call Joe.
Matthew: Get some mops!
*Matthew looks around for mops, Yally runs and grabs some. The herm's vagina spews more filth.*
(This must be what happens when I RP with the flu))
Stan: No. No. Don't call Joe.
Matthew: Get some mops!
*Matthew looks around for mops, Yally runs and grabs some. The herm's vagina spews more filth.*
(This must be what happens when I RP with the flu))
- Mon Jan 07, 2013 6:28 am
- Forum: Games
- Topic: Role Play Thread
- Replies: 10450
- Views: 347386
Re: Role Play Thread
Yally: I guess we need to clean this... can I-
Stan: *Running in, locking door.* No. We need to get rid of it before Kyle's Mom comes in.
Matthew: She scares me.
Stan: ...why is Cartman here?
Stan: *Running in, locking door.* No. We need to get rid of it before Kyle's Mom comes in.
Matthew: She scares me.
Stan: ...why is Cartman here?
- Mon Jan 07, 2013 3:16 am
- Forum: Games
- Topic: Role Play Thread
- Replies: 10450
- Views: 347386
Re: Role Play Thread
Sheila: What's going on?!
Stan: Matthew, why don't you find out?
Matthew: Why me?
Stan: Because you volunteered.
Matthew: Uh - *Goes.*
*Matthew screams.*
Stan: Oh god no. *Pinches nose.*
Stan: Matthew, why don't you find out?
Matthew: Why me?
Stan: Because you volunteered.
Matthew: Uh - *Goes.*
*Matthew screams.*
Stan: Oh god no. *Pinches nose.*
- Mon Jan 07, 2013 3:09 am
- Forum: Games
- Topic: Role Play Thread
- Replies: 10450
- Views: 347386
Re: Role Play Thread
Stan: Yeah.
Matthew: Yes.
Sheila: I want to look.
Matthew: No you don't.
Sheila: Why not?
Stan: Waste of time.
Matthew: That's true.
_______
Yally: Don't you want to see your Mom, Kyle?
*Cartman is belched out of wo/man's vagina.*
((Night!)
Matthew: Yes.
Sheila: I want to look.
Matthew: No you don't.
Sheila: Why not?
Stan: Waste of time.
Matthew: That's true.
_______
Yally: Don't you want to see your Mom, Kyle?
*Cartman is belched out of wo/man's vagina.*
((Night!)
- Mon Jan 07, 2013 3:02 am
- Forum: Games
- Topic: Role Play Thread
- Replies: 10450
- Views: 347386
Re: Role Play Thread
*Wo/man starts making weird noises, vomiting puss and sick.*
Stan: ... I don't want to have to watch this. *Goes out front.* No- Kyle isn't here!
Sheila: Wh- What's making all that noise back there, what's going on, boys?
Matthew: *Looks at Stan pleadingly.* No idea, ma'am, I just work here.
Stan: ... I don't want to have to watch this. *Goes out front.* No- Kyle isn't here!
Sheila: Wh- What's making all that noise back there, what's going on, boys?
Matthew: *Looks at Stan pleadingly.* No idea, ma'am, I just work here.
- Mon Jan 07, 2013 2:56 am
- Forum: Games
- Topic: Role Play Thread
- Replies: 10450
- Views: 347386
Re: Role Play Thread
Matthew: H- hi? Wh- Sheila: Hello Sir, I came here to object to the name of- IS THAT MY KYLE? Woman: No, I only want Wedding Crashers. My grandma used to make it whem I was a girl. _______ Yally: I did! Stan: But it looks pretty sick.... *Green and orange are creeping up its body and out its mouth.*
- Mon Jan 07, 2013 2:52 am
- Forum: Games
- Topic: Role Play Thread
- Replies: 10450
- Views: 347386
Re: Role Play Thread
Woman: Isn't that a kind of cake, though? Wedding Crashers? Matthew: Absolutely not. Woman: Oh. *Kyle's mom comes in.* _________________ *Wo/man's pussy juices start turning a sickly green colour.* Wo/man I don't feel good. Stan: Yally, gross! You made it sick! Yally: I can't help that! *They yank f...
- Mon Jan 07, 2013 2:46 am
- Forum: Games
- Topic: Role Play Thread
- Replies: 10450
- Views: 347386
Re: Role Play Thread
Customer: Do you have Wedding Crashers? Matthew: ....what? ---------- *Stan grabs for the laptop.* Stan: Give me back my f*cking laptop! Wo/man: No! No! It's f*cking mine now! It was a present from Jesus! I believed in him so he gave it to me! Stan: You're f*cking insane.! *Yally grabs at laptop.*
- Mon Jan 07, 2013 2:42 am
- Forum: Games
- Topic: Role Play Thread
- Replies: 10450
- Views: 347386
Re: Role Play Thread
Wo/man: No! You can't have it back! No! No!
*Starts stuffing in it vagina*
Yally: Give it to us! *Tries to pull it back out.*
Stan: My parents are going to kill me.
*Bell rings, signifying that a customer is coming in.*
Stan: Oh Jesus no. Not now.
Matthew: I- I'll go. *Goes out front.*
*Starts stuffing in it vagina*
Yally: Give it to us! *Tries to pull it back out.*
Stan: My parents are going to kill me.
*Bell rings, signifying that a customer is coming in.*
Stan: Oh Jesus no. Not now.
Matthew: I- I'll go. *Goes out front.*
- Mon Jan 07, 2013 2:36 am
- Forum: Games
- Topic: Role Play Thread
- Replies: 10450
- Views: 347386
Re: Role Play Thread
*Yally runs in, tries to grab the laptop, but the wo/man will not let go. The pies are on the floor gored and splattered in a NSFW manner. *
Yally: I need help.
Stan: No. You're fun.
Matthew: But it's your laptop.
Stan: Good point.
Yally: I need help.
Stan: No. You're fun.
Matthew: But it's your laptop.
Stan: Good point.