Just had me a peanut butter sandwich.. it was good. Maybe I'll make another. Love that super chunk.

I turn on the tv when I get home from work, and to my delight, there was porn on HBO! Yessssss!

The_Towelie_Connection wrote:Unless stated as such by a smilie or word, there is no way to determine a person's mood when answering a post on the board, so why then do people make those assumptions? Don't you know when you assume, you make an *** out of u and me?
Random?

When you figure you make a fig out of u and re!

As soon as I shove this hot poker up my ass, I'm going to chop my dick off!

On Sesame Street, Bert just told Ernie that he's not emotionally secure enough to talk to an elephant on a banana Awesome! I gotta remember to text that line to a friend of mine tomorrow. My cat just farted. Her farts smell bad. Also, I think she fell in the toilet earlier. I forgot to put the seat...

I'm listening to the new Green Day. It kicks a lot of ass. I haven't been able to stop listening to it since I bought it.

Killahertz9 wrote:Still don't know what to be for Halloween?

CLASSIC!

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I am feeling fat and sassy!

Aye yo, fat girl! C'mere are ya ticklish? Yeah, I called ya fat; look at me, I'm skinny!



(/Do the humpty hump)

Fable is one bad ass game. I think I'm going to play it now.

I wanted to buy Aladdin today, but I'm broke as a joke, I'm gonna have to wait until I get paid on Friday.

Indeed!

Anyone who never posted on the old BBS is a noob.

My friends are all out drinking. I just got home from work. This time I'm going to lock my door so they can't come in and f*ck with me when they get home... unless they have a dime, because our door locks don't have keys.