Oh, my. Well, where I've came from on the internet it's normal to have crushes on characters. And for some strange reason, I think the style they use makes the characters... attractive. Of course, I'm talking about the first seasons. It's way too detailed for me now since Season 8 o...

I cannot choose between Kenny, Ike, Mr. Garrison and Randy...

I would have to say either Butters or Wendy. Oh, and the police officers.