I had a dream last night that... I was with a group of people at an indoor pool, and we were going to put on a South Park play. We were rehearsing for the first time, and would be putting on the play right afterwards. I was going to be playing Gerald. I looked over the script really quick and realiz...

I went to the high school today to pick up my diploma. Man, I was so happy. Me: "Oh yeah, I graduated yeah!!!! Awesome!! Look mom, I graduated.... uh.. about a year ago, but.. yeah!!!!" "Now, I am officially graduated." Mom: "You are officially an idiot." Well, that was...

I had a really strange dream last night. I think it was from watching too many horror films.. I was driving across Indiana, and I suddenly realized I was lost. I stopped my car outside of someone's house. I walked up to the door hoping to get some directions. A very muscular man answered the door an...

I have a friend who is pregnant. Anyway, I had a dream I went to her baby shower, and while we were there she went into labor, and had her baby right there. o.e I can see why I had that dream. I'm always worried she's gonna go into labor and have that baby when I'm with her. I hope she's in the hosp...

Well, I learned that vanilla beans come from the orchid flower. It was on the back of the box of Kashi cereal I was eating. I learned something from a cereal box.

The last thing I watched was World's Dumbest.

I'm listening to my parents yelling. They aren't fighting.. they're just.. yelling. Unlike normal people, when having a conversation, my parents yell, although they are in the same room. It's mainly my mom. She's from Jersey. She gets my dad yelling. Jersey people are nuts. All of them are like that...

I'm starting the P90X program.
I'm excited, I'm going to get ripped.
I will no longer have to ask anyone to
shake the snack machine for me, at work,
when it doesn't give me my candy.
I'll be able to shake the machine myself. ;D
Ugh, I'm pathetic.

Well, I had a dream that... I was driving down one of the country roads, which happened to be located next to a raging river. I was the only car on the road. I started zoning out, and all of a sudden I went off the road right into the river. As my car was sinking, I started panicking. I kept fumblin...

Salsa con queso and stale tortilla chips.

Oh dude, that's so cold,
and I'm not christian.
I'm offended- Nah, not really,
but... kiss.

Kiss!
I have no boundaries.

I'm talking to my soul mate right now,
who had moved to the other side of the country.
I'm always so happy to talk to her.
It's so depressing. ;(

"South Park is Gay".
It was just on tv.

Well, I meant I would only like to see him die
if he did come back like Kenny.
I wouldn't want him to not be on the show.
Every character ads to the show.
They all need to be on it.
I like Stan and Kyle better together,
than Cartman and Stan, but I guess
they do kind of get along well.