I do not ship the boys often, but I think the only person Cartman will ever have consented sexual contact with will probably be Butters. Butters gets caught up in nearly all of Cartman's shenanigans and often ends up sexually violated because of them. He also shows signs of a possible sexual attract...

That video was just a funny animation, a 'what if' kind of thing.
I really do hope Matt and Trey make a Minecraft episode, though, it is very unlikely after the World of Warcraft episode, because most shows usually only do one popular online game episode.

Come on now, didn't Cartman stick Butter's dick in his mouth and take a picture of it? He don't want no gf While it is true that he was not against putting Butters Stotch's penis in his mouth and makes several hundred remarks throughout the series about the sucking of male genetalia, he is pretty a...

Let me also state once and for all that Cartman DID NOT like Patty Nelson, and that he was simply using her to get the students' attention off of Pete Melman and said he liked her to get her to eat the muffin. Case closed. *sigh* You're thinking of Jenny Simons again. They're different people. Patt...

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No. No he does not. But I agree. He DID ask Kyle to suck his balls. But I still think he's awesome/ He didn't ask, he demanded...on several occasions. He also shows evidence of sexual tension toward Kyle in nearly every episode. He obviously has feelings for Kyle and covers it up by bashing on him ...

He admired one of the Romanian Quints quite a bit IIRC. And he was really working hard to get in to Bebe's stupid spoiled slut party. Also he was smitten with a certain substitute teacher. Young boys at that age are attracted to any pretty older female. He wanted to get into Bebe's party because he...

He admired one of the Romanian Quints quite a bit IIRC. And he was really working hard to get in to Bebe's stupid spoiled slut party. Also he was smitten with a certain substitute teacher. Young boys at that age are attracted to any pretty older female. He wanted to get into Bebe's party because he...

He pretty obviously had feelings toward Wendy in the Chef Goes Nanners episode. It was one of the few times he showed real vulnerability. And as someone else mentioned there was a girl named in the Tourett's episode as being his crush. Patty Nelson, I think? Her response to this revelation: "e...

No. No he does not. But I agree. He DID ask Kyle to suck his balls. But I still think he's awesome/ He didn't ask, he demanded...on several occasions. He also shows evidence of sexual tension toward Kyle in nearly every episode. He obviously has feelings for Kyle and covers it up by bashing on him ...

"Girls have vaginas and vaginas have diseases! Its better to just stay away from them."

Cartman does not have a very great opinion of women.

I am the eavesdropper.
It is me.

The show is always about Butters or the main four boys.
Why not give their rivals, Craig's group, their own episode for once?
Clyde, Token, Tweek, Jimmy, and so on.

It has to be the gnomes.
They can't be trusted.

It just has to be one of the girls.
Girls are the source of over 80% of gossip in the world.
Cartman isn't exactly the best at discovering secrets, as shown in AWESOM-O.