Just so long as a B-story of like Randy or Fatass not wanting to wear a mask wouldn't be topical any more. Yeah. A story: Fatass doing remote learning. B Story: Randy leads dipshits in anti-mask crusade, gets Corona, cures it with Campbell's chicken noodle soup and Spite. Not seriously though; both ...

Freebird!!!

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I say that to be funny, but it might work. Especially if he's trying to do the big, long instrumental portion by making guitar sounds with his mouth.

A seed change in the NFL for sure. Baseball has limped back to play. That's cool. Listening to Kyle Hendricks carve up my Brewers on the radio in their first game of the year. :/ f*cking Cubs. I am disappointed the designated hitter virus has spread to the NL. "Oh boo, hoo, I don't wanna see pitcher...

We're supposed to wear masks around the office these days per county order. But it feels pointless with so few people in the building. Eh, whatever. I hardly rate this mild annoyance as some sort of assault on my "free-dumb". The anti-mask protesters are the equivalent of someone defying gasoline ra...

That quietly went away. You gotta want it, Yeezy!

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Wed Jun 10, 2020 7:05 pm

This thread will turn 17 in four months, lol.

One more year and one can fuck it.

I thought there was going to be a repeat of a scene from the Rodney King riots when that dude in Minnesota almost ran people over with that semi. I remember they really layed into some white dude driving a truck in the wrong place at the wrong time in '92. Only the bravery of a few prevented a strai...

100,000 dead Americans and Trump looks desperate trying to find someone else to blame for his incompetence. China's stupidity in the early days has nothing to do with how terrible Orangeface and his cronies f*cked this up a month later. He can't stop lying. I have never seen a less credible Presiden...

Surprised James hasn't mentioned his main man's relocation to sunny Florida yet. Ol' Tommy probably got jealous of all the boss' stories about the great rub n' tugs they have down there. :lol: Based on history, I can predict that the Tampa Bay Buccaneers will play in and lose the NFC championship ga...

Not uncommon in these parts, but it snowed on the first day of spring up here. One last taste of an otherwise mild winter. No deep freezes and wimpy snow totals. We got good longevity out of the snow pack from January, but it didn't come close to piling up like last year. Dreary cold to start spring...

It has been way, way, way too long since the guys have done a movie. To put it in perspective, when Team America came out, I had just joined this forum. That is a long-ass time. That's longer than any time between Star Wars films. (Especially if you count the re-releases. :evil: ) The Book of Mormon...

Man, everything sucks now. Work is dumb. Going to the store is dumb. People are idiots. Especially the fat, old, orange guy. There's nothing to do but sit around and watch TV while drinking mind-numbing amounts of alcohol. (Actually, most of that was true before the pandemic.) Is it because people a...

Next year, the show will be on HBO Max, so this site will be powered by HBO. Well then I'm glad I've still got my own copies; DVD's and so forth. Is this better now? Everyone hated getting buttfucked by the cable company; now they're getting buttfucked by changing streaming services. I'm sure in an...

Pretty decent. I loved Scott's parents mocking him exactly like Fatass does. His dad does sort of strike me as a thinner, adult Cartman. I'd say it's the catchiest of all the alternate opening titles; The Scott Malkinson Show. I was going to complain that they never did fix the internet before the e...

Episode title seems like a reference to the OG Mr. Hankey way back in season 1. That whole exchange where Fatass says Kyle can't catch Christmas snow on his tongue because he's Jewish. The town's low on Christmas spirit again? Like in season 4? ;) Not much to go on. Guess I'll have to wait and see.