I'll take any size beuwwbzz. I've seen some girls that were living in flatsville but they were still f*ckin' hot. I tell you what I don't like are them bimbos with thier silicorn tits. They're almost revolting, like they're trying to escape. Quaid, start the reactor! I'll take flat chested over plas...

I just ate a clementine (that's a tiny orange, not a chick unfortunately) and am now going to chew a piece of gum.

Little Things by Bush

Also watching Keith Olberman's show on MSNBC. Looks like the pope might finally die. He lasted pretty long for a guy who got shot.
"Heeh!?" South Park is the only show with the balls to accurately depict the pope..

I am currently sitting on my ass with my feet up in a manor that restricts the flow of blood beyond my ass so that when I stand up in a few minutes I'll get a wicked head rush as the blood rushes into vacent arteriolles and capallaries. Also currently listening to one of them kick ass Linkin Park/Ja...

jeans and a t-shirt featuring Homer Simpson sleeping on the couch in his underwear with the caption "Livin' la Vida Sofa"

and I just realized one of my socks has a hole in it. Goddammit.

Pride and Joy by Stevie Ray Vaughn.
Just downloaded it this week.