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by AngusMcTavish
Sat Sep 17, 2005 7:36 am
Forum: Games
Topic: Compliment the Person Above You
Replies: 7997
Views: 699571

I like what Captain Mystery put in for Location in her profile.
by AngusMcTavish
Sat Sep 17, 2005 7:26 am
Forum: Games
Topic: Kill the person above you
Replies: 2723
Views: 363770

I knock Capt. Mystery out with an 18-lb. sledge, tie her to the bumper of my Lamborghini Countach and take her for a 215-mph drag!

Is that an oil slick or her intestines?
by AngusMcTavish
Fri Sep 16, 2005 6:39 am
Forum: Hot Topics
Topic: Family Guy quotes
Replies: 409
Views: 129819

The following program features adult content and is brought to you by the letter H. (Caption: Homicide: Life on Sesame Street) (Phone rings) Bert: (groan) Hello? Son of a b*tch! I'm on my way. (Gets out of bed naked with bottle of JD, waking Ernie) Some poor b*stard got his head blown off down at a ...
by AngusMcTavish
Fri Sep 16, 2005 6:27 am
Forum: Games
Topic: Kill the person above you
Replies: 2723
Views: 363770

What's a Heavy Lourde? Ah, never mind. As KSWF laughs triumphantly over his kill, my spirit occupies his body and forces him to wander aimlessly, miles upon miles, hours upon hours, lengths upon lengths, until we find a wood chipper at Wal-Mart and jump right in! Lotsa chunks and goo! Yes, even when...
by AngusMcTavish
Sat Sep 10, 2005 5:45 am
Forum: Games
Topic: Kill the person above you
Replies: 2723
Views: 363770

The head may be gone, but my body still roams! And it's growing stronger...

I take the nozzle of your fumigation tank and shove it down your gullet. Full pressure! You pop like giant skin balloon!

How'd you like the taste of that?
by AngusMcTavish
Wed Sep 07, 2005 6:09 am
Forum: Hot Topics
Topic: Family Guy quotes
Replies: 409
Views: 129819

You can't forget when Peter tripped and hurt his leg!

Aaahhh! (hissss) Aaahhh! (hissss) Aaahhh! (hissss) Aaahhh! (hissss) Aaahhh! (hissss) Aaahhh! (hissss) Aaahhh! (hissss) Aaahhh!...
by AngusMcTavish
Wed Sep 07, 2005 6:02 am
Forum: Games
Topic: Kill the person above you
Replies: 2723
Views: 363770

(raspy voice): Sorry, I'm late, but some poo-poo head decapitated me a few pages ago, and it's a pain just trying to keep up with you. Hey, why's the wabbit without a head? Afterwhich, I bite into his chest like hossenpfeffer and rip his heart right out, and as I swallow, it shoots out my sliced win...
by AngusMcTavish
Wed Sep 07, 2005 5:54 am
Forum: Games
Topic: Compliment the Person Above You
Replies: 7997
Views: 699571

Not too many people know this, but idontcare278 is, in reality, one shpadoinkle dude!
by AngusMcTavish
Mon Aug 22, 2005 4:58 am
Forum: Hot Topics
Topic: Family Guy quotes
Replies: 409
Views: 129819

"What can I say about the woman I married except MILK, MILK, LEMONADE, AROUND THE CORNER, FUDGE IS MADE! Heh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh!"
by AngusMcTavish
Thu Aug 18, 2005 6:40 am
Forum: Games
Topic: Kill the person above you
Replies: 2723
Views: 363770

Hey! Who said that?! MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT!!

(Swinging blindly with chainsaw and rips through aodl like a meat-filled pillow.)

Ooh! Sorry, man. Must've been someone else in the room that said it.
by AngusMcTavish
Thu Aug 18, 2005 5:51 am
Forum: Hot Topics
Topic: Family Guy quotes
Replies: 409
Views: 129819

Quotes are fine, but nothing--and I mean NOTHING--made me laugh harder than the scene where Peter, Chris, Brian and Stewie were drinking bottles of ipecac--Did I spell that right? Soon, they're barfing all over the living room! Stewie: Why? Why didn't someone tell me--HWAAAGH!! Peter: Oh, God, my in...

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