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by vermondo
Fri Nov 14, 2008 2:26 am
Forum: Season 12
Topic: 1202, Britney's New Look
Replies: 27
Views: 14531

Re: 1202, Britney's New Look

You know who I'd date over Britney Spears? Anna Faris!
by vermondo
Fri Nov 14, 2008 2:21 am
Forum: Season 12
Topic: Cant cartman win once in future south park episodes??
Replies: 17
Views: 9179

Re: Cant cartman win once in future south park episodes??

I wrote a fan fic where Cartman unites his friends to reair Futurama and he does win at the end. They watch themselves on Futurama and in the end of the episode they watch, Cartman scores with Leela. Stan: Hey Cartman You coming? Kenny: Oh he's cumming all right. Cartman: What? Oh sorry I doze out. ...
by vermondo
Fri Nov 14, 2008 2:14 am
Forum: Season 11
Topic: 1112 - Imaginationland Episode III
Replies: 20
Views: 20878

Re: 1112 - Imaginationland Episode III

The dark side of Imagination Land is my Imagination Land. You take a peek in my world, you'll see crimson skies, jagged edged mountains, pools of blood, and grotesque creatures.
by vermondo
Fri Nov 14, 2008 2:09 am
Forum: Season 1
Topic: 1x05 an elephant makes love to a pig
Replies: 3
Views: 4524

Re: 1x05 an elephant makes love to a pig

This episode gave me an animal crossover idea. How would a spider look if it was mated with a scorpion?
by vermondo
Fri Nov 14, 2008 2:02 am
Forum: Season 10
Topic: 1014 Hockey Team
Replies: 5
Views: 7460

Re: 1014 Hockey Team

I got a better ending for this episode. What if Stan took the Pee Wee hockey team to Dr. Mephesto and he injected them with serum transforming them into Atomic Supermen?
by vermondo
Fri Nov 14, 2008 2:00 am
Forum: Season 1
Topic: 1:09 Starvin' Marvin
Replies: 4
Views: 6949

Re: 1:09 Starvin' Marvin

You know the scene where there was nothing in the donation box but cream corn? I'd throw in a can of cranberry sauce and even a can of spaghettio's with meatballs. The kids will love the meatballs.
by vermondo
Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:56 am
Forum: Season 3
Topic: 301 - Rainforest schmainforest
Replies: 8
Views: 11545

Re: 301 - Rainforest schmainforest

Forget Getting Gay With Kids, I got a better club for you to join. Welcome to Getting Drunk With Vikings. It's where you dress up in viking armor, ride on this yacht get flaming hammered ass drunk and puke over the side of the yacht.
by vermondo
Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:53 am
Forum: Season 7
Topic: christain rock hard
Replies: 6
Views: 6848

Re: christain rock hard

After seeing this episode, I thought of this fictional heavy metal band that is so opposite of Faith Plus One. Meet Cartmageddon. A few album names I came up with were Front Lawn Testicles, Space Born Alligator, Ash Black and the 14 Giants. Do any of those sound better than Faith Plus One?
by vermondo
Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:48 am
Forum: Season 8
Topic: You got F***ed in the ass
Replies: 24
Views: 24742

Re: You got F***ed in the ass

I thought of serving back the OC kids with a nunchaku with "Heat of the Moment" by Asia.
by vermondo
Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:46 am
Forum: Season 8
Topic: 812 - Stupid Spoiled Whore
Replies: 6
Views: 8581

Re: 812 - Stupid Spoiled Whore

I take Uma Thurman over Paris Hilton anyday.
by vermondo
Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:45 am
Forum: Season 8
Topic: Woodland Critter Christmas
Replies: 7
Views: 9515

Re: Woodland Critter Christmas

This was the gayest Xmas story I've ever heard! My Xmas story involves a Mel Brooks Santa riding twelve reinbison who thought they could fly after drinking his ceremonial wine.
by vermondo
Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:41 am
Forum: Season 8
Topic: Good times with weapons
Replies: 10
Views: 13652

Re: Good times with weapons

Gotta go with hookswords as my ninja weapon.
by vermondo
Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:37 am
Forum: Season 2
Topic: 217 Underpants Gnomes
Replies: 2
Views: 4369

Re: 217 Underpants Gnomes

If I was gonna do an oral report in this episode, it would be on Easter Egg CD's or CD's that are difficult to find in most stores. I'd add to the end of the report the solution saying shop online. I've faced this when I was looking for CD's by Autograph, Circus of Power, Icehouse, and T'Pau.
by vermondo
Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:31 am
Forum: Season 2
Topic: 214 - Chef Aid
Replies: 4
Views: 5222

Re: 214 - Chef Aid

If I could add a few more bands to play for Chef Aid, they would be Blue Oyster Cult, Spinal Tap, U2, or Def Leppard.
by vermondo
Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:26 am
Forum: Season 12
Topic: 1209 - Breast Cancer Show Ever
Replies: 22
Views: 10947

Re: 1209 - Breast Cancer Show Ever

If Wendy challenged me to a playground brawl, I'd stay out of her sight the rest of the school day. I'd sneak out the back door and find an unusual way back home. But I don't make fun of anyone who gives an oral report about breast cancer so I got nothin' to worry about. Breast cancer was never a ha...

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