The Random Simpsons Quotes Thread

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The Random Simpsons Quotes Thread

Postby Aym_Dand » Thu Jan 04, 2007 7:08 pm

"Oh you all have hideous hair!"
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I probably would have just put the f*cking lotion in the basket.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=nSD-Tk0Z3zI

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Postby iceiwynd » Thu Jan 04, 2007 7:31 pm

This is, like, my new favourite thread.

"Kids, turn off the TV. I've got some bad news about Lenny..."
"Not Lenny... NOT LENNY!"

"He shouldn't have deceived me, but I'm just so relieved Lenny's okay."
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Postby love*metal » Thu Jan 04, 2007 7:49 pm

Dental Plan, Lisa needs braces, Dental Plan, Lisa needs braces, Dental Plan, Lisa needs braces, Dental Plan, Lisa needs braces, Dental Plan, Lisa needs braces, Dental Plan, Lisa needs braces, Dental Plan, Lisa needs braces, Dental Plan, Lisa needs braces.
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Postby treefiddy_350 » Thu Jan 04, 2007 8:10 pm

Man: Thats not a knife! This is a knife!
Bart: But that's a spoon.
Man: All right, all right, you win, heh. I see you've played Knifey-Spooney before.
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Postby Aym_Dand » Fri Jan 05, 2007 1:18 am

Homer: "You want to join my what?"
Smithers: "You want to what his team?"
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I probably would have just put the f*cking lotion in the basket.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=nSD-Tk0Z3zI

http://www.gonefiction.com
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Postby love*metal » Fri Jan 05, 2007 1:23 am

Aym_Dand wrote:Homer: "You want to join my what?"
Smithers: "You want to what his team?"


What episode is that from?
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Postby iceiwynd » Fri Jan 05, 2007 1:34 am

Team Homer.

Chalmers: "Aurora borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?"
Skinner: "Yes!"
Chalmers: "... Can I see it?"
Skinner: "No."
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Postby NauaCaos » Fri Jan 05, 2007 2:02 am

"Homer is not a communist, he might be an idiot, a pig, and a communist, but he is definatly not a porn star!"
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Postby iceiwynd » Fri Jan 05, 2007 5:16 pm

Homer: Why aren't you out making any business deals, boy?
Bart: (whining) I'll do it this afternoon!
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Postby love*metal » Fri Jan 05, 2007 5:25 pm

Mr Burn's - ''Smiters are they booing me?''
Smithers - ''Err no there saying Bo-erns Bo-erns''
Mr Burns - (To the audience) ''Are you saying Bo or Bo-erns?''
Audience - (Start Throwing stuff) ''BOOOOOOOOOOOO''
Hans Moleman - ''I was saying Bo-erns''
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Postby Sizzling Lynn » Fri Jan 05, 2007 6:05 pm

Grampa: That doll is evil I tell ya. EEEEEEEVVVVVIIIIIIIILLLLLL!!!
Marge: Grampa, that's what you said about all of Bart's presents.
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Postby Aym_Dand » Fri Jan 05, 2007 6:11 pm

Hank Scorpio: "There's the Hammock Hut. That's on Third. There's Hammocks 'R' Us. That's on Third, too. You got Put Your Butt There. That's on Third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot. Matter of fact they're all in the same complex. It's the Hammock Complex, down on Third."
Homer: "Oh, the Hammock District."
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I probably would have just put the f*cking lotion in the basket.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=nSD-Tk0Z3zI

http://www.gonefiction.com
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Postby iceiwynd » Fri Jan 05, 2007 6:18 pm

Homer: Marge, I agree with you in theory. In theory, communism works. In theory.
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Postby Mr_Jefferson_killed_Kenny » Fri Jan 05, 2007 6:55 pm

Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.
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Postby Kyle the Skeptic » Fri Jan 05, 2007 9:15 pm

Mr. Burns: Ahoy hoy?

Homer: Hello Mr. Burns? This is Homer Simpson, the father of the big quitter. Well I wanted to let you know that I'm a big quitter too, and I QUIT. [winks into the phone]

Marge: Homer, Mr. Burns can't see you winking.

Homer: So? ... WAUGH!! [hangs up]

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