The Random Simpsons Quotes Thread

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Postby strumpfhose » Thu Aug 30, 2007 6:51 pm

Principal Skinner: "OH F-"
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Postby triplemultiplex » Thu Aug 30, 2007 9:39 pm

Homer: "If something happens to me, you have to carry on the Simpson name."

Bart: "Screw that! When I grow up, I'm going to legally change my name to Joe Kickass."

Homer: "That is SO cool!"
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Postby strumpfhose » Thu Aug 30, 2007 9:49 pm

Simpsons is definitely quotation gold... There are dozens on instant classics in every episode, I just came to realize that. There are rarely that kind of quotes in South Park, ones that need no explaining and work out of the context as well.
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Postby vexille » Sun Sep 02, 2007 2:24 am

Ned Flanders is a lying bastard.

Rod and Todd see "Itchy and Scratchy" for the first time in "Home Sweet Home-diddly-dum doodly".

Rod: [ With a disturbed look on his face] Daddy. Whats that red stuff pouring out of kitty's ears?

Ned: [Thinking for a second] Why thats...eh... raspberry jam.

Todd: Can I poke Rod in the head with a sharp stick like the mouse did?

Ned: No son. No sir-ee bob.

Ned and his boys are in the Natural history Museum in "Monkey Suit".

Todd: Daddy, was Mommy a monkey? I can't remember.

Ned: [Rather furiously] No one was ever a monkey. Everything is always as it was. God put us here and thats that.

Todd: But you said a stoke brought me.

Ned: Eh....that was God disguised as a stoke.

Rod: But who brings baby-stokes?

Ned: [Angrily] Theres no such thing as stokes. Its all God.

We then see Todd kneeling in prayer to a waxwork model of a stoke.

Todd: Please bless Mommy, and Daddy and.....

Ned: [Grabs Todd by the hand] Stop praying to that stoke.
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Postby strumpfhose » Mon Sep 03, 2007 9:50 pm

Homer: Wow, a wooden plane! It's about time trees are good for something! Instead of just standing there like JERKS!
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Postby marvel_freak_42 » Fri Sep 07, 2007 2:21 am

Homer: They say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Uh... somewhere in the back.
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Postby strumpfhose » Fri Sep 07, 2007 5:47 pm

Bart: Milhouse, if you tell anyone I'll tell that you wet your pants watching Harry Potter!

Milhouse: I wasn't scared! I was just peeing.
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Re: The Random Simpsons Quotes Thread

Postby Thunderhorse » Mon Nov 05, 2007 1:08 am

From the new game:
Homer:"I don't apologize. I'm sorry but that's the way I am."

"I hate Know-It-All Chocolate!"

"This chocolate needs more chocolate"
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Re: The Random Simpsons Quotes Thread

Postby triplemultiplex » Mon Nov 05, 2007 3:36 am

"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows."

(that might be a repeat...)
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Re: The Random Simpsons Quotes Thread

Postby marvel_freak_42 » Mon Nov 05, 2007 5:19 am

Abe: "Just leave me in the car with the window open a crack."

Homer: "That's the plan!"
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Re: The Random Simpsons Quotes Thread

Postby AngusMcTavish » Sun Nov 11, 2007 4:16 am

♪Duff beer for me,
Duff beer for you,
I'll have a Duff,
You have one, too!♪


(repeats ad nauseum)
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Re: The Random Simpsons Quotes Thread

Postby triplemultiplex » Mon Nov 12, 2007 3:36 am

Marge: "But gambling is illegal!"

Homer: "Only in 48 states."
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Postby AngusMcTavish » Mon Nov 12, 2007 5:42 am

vexille wrote:Ned Flanders is a lying bastard.

Rod and Todd see "Itchy and Scratchy" for the first time in "Home Sweet Home-diddly-dum doodly".

Rod: [ With a disturbed look on his face] Daddy. Whats that red stuff pouring out of kitty's ears?

Ned: [Thinking for a second] Why thats...eh... raspberry jam.

Todd: Can I poke Rod in the head with a sharp stick like the mouse did?

Ned: No son. No sir-ee bob.

Ned and his boys are in the Natural history Museum in "Monkey Suit".

Todd: Daddy, was Mommy a monkey? I can't remember.

Ned: [Rather furiously] No one was ever a monkey. Everything is always as it was. God put us here and thats that.

Todd: But you said a stoke brought me.

Ned: Eh....that was God disguised as a stoke.

Rod: But who brings baby-stokes?

Ned: [Angrily] Theres no such thing as stokes. Its all God.

We then see Todd kneeling in prayer to a waxwork model of a stoke.

Todd: Please bless Mommy, and Daddy and.....

Ned: [Grabs Todd by the hand] Stop praying to that stoke.


Rod: Lies make baby Jesus cry.
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Re: The Random Simpsons Quotes Thread

Postby marvel_freak_42 » Tue Nov 13, 2007 3:58 pm

Homer: Aah! Boogeyman!
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