The Random Simpsons Quotes Thread

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Re: The Random Simpsons Quotes Thread

Postby vexille » Mon Dec 24, 2007 12:56 am

Rod Flanders: Oh boy, liver.
Todd Flanders: Iron helps us play.

Both of them are standing over an unconscious and inebriated Krusty the Klown while poking him with sticks.
Rod: Wow. A clown.
Todd: Do you think he's evil?
Rod:(sniffs) He smells evil.
Todd: Should we tell Daddy?
Rod: No, lets poke him some more.
Bart:(outraged, chases them indoors) Get away from him, you little freaks.
Rod&Todd:(in panick) iiiieeeeeee!!!
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Re: The Random Simpsons Quotes Thread

Postby holycriphesacrapple » Mon Dec 24, 2007 1:19 am

Bart: Eat my shorts!

Marge: The secret ingredient is love.

Homer: D'oh!
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Re: The Random Simpsons Quotes Thread

Postby louisvuittonxo » Wed Dec 26, 2007 8:31 pm

Homer: Hey boy! Wanna play catch?
Bart: No thanks dad.
Homer: When a son doesn't want to play catch with his father something is definitely wrong.
Grandpa Simpson: I'll play catch with you!
Homer: Go home.

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Re: The Random Simpsons Quotes Thread

Postby 203177 » Thu Dec 27, 2007 4:22 am

"There are no lady goats a lady goat is a sheep."

"Don't have a cow, man!"

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My favorite sp characters: Bridon(he's so cute!)
Kyle,Stan, Kenny/Mysterion.

Fave ep: ESM Season 12,Sec fave: Butterballs Season 16
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Re: The Random Simpsons Quotes Thread

Postby AngusMcTavish » Mon Dec 31, 2007 3:42 am

Gonna paint a wagon,
Gonna paint it fine.
We're gonna use an oil-based paint
Because the wood is piiiiiiiiiiine...
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Re: The Random Simpsons Quotes Thread

Postby marvel_freak_42 » Mon Dec 31, 2007 3:48 am

"Mmm... something."
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Re: The Random Simpsons Quotes Thread

Postby 203177 » Mon Dec 31, 2007 4:28 am

"Shut up!"

"Where did all the food go?"

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My favorite sp characters: Bridon(he's so cute!)
Kyle,Stan, Kenny/Mysterion.

Fave ep: ESM Season 12,Sec fave: Butterballs Season 16
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Re: The Random Simpsons Quotes Thread

Postby holycriphesacrapple » Sun Jan 06, 2008 2:41 am

From the simpsons MOVIE!


Scene: Flanders and his kids are sitting in the Krusty Burger and Bart is skateboarding naked to it and back on behalf of a dare from Homer.


Flanders: Boys, before we eat, don't forget to thank the Lord for this bountiful... *Bart hits window, ... naked...* PENIS!!

Flanders' kids: Bountiful penis.


Homer: Praise Jebus.

Ralph: I like men now.

Officer Lou: Listen, kid, nobody likes wearing clothes in public, but, you know, it-it's the law.

Cheif Wiggum: Lunchtime!

Nelson: Ha-ha!
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Re: The Random Simpsons Quotes Thread

Postby AngusMcTavish » Sun Jan 06, 2008 4:02 am

Homer (at a car show): (gasp) The Batmobile...(gasp) Adam West! Hey, kids, it's Batman!

Lisa: Dad, that's not the real Batman.

Adam: Well, of course I'm Batman. Look, here's a picture of me with Robin.

Bart: Who the hell's Robin?

Adam: Ah, you must be thinking of those new movies. (scoffing) Michelle Pfeiffer...the best Catwomen I know of were Eartha Kitt, Julie Newmar...and I didn't need molten plastic to show my physique...Pure...West. And how come Batman doesn't dance anymore? Remember the Batusi? (hums and waves arms around)

Homer: Thank you, Mr. West. (to kids, quietly) Back away, don't make eye contact...
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Re: The Random Simpsons Quotes Thread

Postby KennyKicksAss » Sun Jan 06, 2008 11:09 pm

Homer: And when yon tallow hardens we remove it from yon mould.
Kid: *Starts crying* What a crappy candle!
Parent: You've ruined our vacation!
Psycho Mysterion tattoo

Poor Kenny, trapped forever on my back...

Ah, the memories...

Favourite character: Kenny
Favourite episode: Mysterion Rises
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Re: The Random Simpsons Quotes Thread

Postby marvel_freak_42 » Mon Jan 07, 2008 1:29 am

Lisa: "Help me Jesus! Help me Buddha! Help me Spongebob! There's no time to be picky."
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Re: The Random Simpsons Quotes Thread

Postby AngusMcTavish » Mon Jan 07, 2008 6:02 am

Krusty's Assistant: You have George Carlin on the line.

Krusty (taking phone): Yeah? Oh, come on. My Seven Words You Can't Say on Television bit was way different from your Seven Words You Can't Say on Television bit. Oh, a thief, am I? Well, excuuuuuuuuuse...ME!! (hangs up phone, to lawyer) Give him 10 grand.

Assistant: Steve Martin's on line two.

Krusty (to lawyer, points to phone): 10 grand.
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Re: The Random Simpsons Quotes Thread

Postby triplemultiplex » Mon Jan 07, 2008 11:06 pm

Everybody got their Ralph Wiggum '08 posters yet?

http://www.wiggumforprez08.com/

God, I hope they start selling Ralph '08 t-shirts like the one's in last night's episode.
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Re: The Random Simpsons Quotes Thread

Postby Aym_Dand » Wed Jan 16, 2008 1:11 am

3MX gets points deducted for not supplying a simpsons quote.


NELSON: "So burn the flag if you must! But before you do, you'd better burn a few other things! You'd better burn your shirt and your pants. Be sure to burn your TV and car! Oh yeah, and don't forget to burn your house! Because none of those things would exist without six white stripes, seven red stripes, and a HELLUVA lot of stars!!"
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Re: The Random Simpsons Quotes Thread

Postby marvel_freak_42 » Wed Jan 16, 2008 1:19 am

Homer: "Do you think your mother will ever get remarried?"

Bart: "In about three seconds."

Homer: "Why you little...!"
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