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Postby iceiwynd » Thu Feb 15, 2007 11:52 pm

^ "Nobody who speaks German could possibly be evil!"

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Bart: Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy.
Lisa: And vice versa.

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Chief Wiggum: Okay, folks, show's over. Nothing to see here, show's... Oh my god! A horrible plane crash! Hey, everybody, get a load of this flaming wreckage! Come on, crowd around! Don't be shy, crowd around!

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"Doin' the Monster Mash with you on this beautiful Valentine's Day!"
"Marty, why did you play that song today? There must be thousands of love songs."
"Well, its kind of a love song. All of the monsters enjoying each other's company, dancing, keeping their evil in check..."
"You played the wrong record, didn't you?"
"Why do you do this to me?"
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Postby love*metal » Thu Feb 15, 2007 11:59 pm

iceiwynd wrote:^ "Nobody who speaks German could possibly be evil!"


Thanks, I was was trying to figure out what was said next.


Homer - (Afraid)''Please don't leave me alone, (Angry) Exept when I'm watching Tv then leave me alone, (Afraid again) But please don't leave me alone!''.
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Postby triplemultiplex » Sun Feb 25, 2007 8:32 pm

"Well if stupidity bothers you so much, maybe I'll just stop doing stupid things."
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Postby love*metal » Sun Feb 25, 2007 8:43 pm

Cletus: ''Hey slow down I wants to talk to ya! Give us 300 pretzels!''
Marge (talking to Homer): ''Your see, a little persistence and patience, paid off. That'll be 300 dollars!''
Cletus: ''I dont think so, you see I got 300 coupons''.
Marge: ''hmmm, I should of set limit one per customer''.
Cletus: ''Shoulda but didn't. Ok, now hand them over!
HEY KIDS! WE EATIN DINNER TONIGHT! CMON!
Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dillan, Dermit, Jordan, Tailor, Brittney, Wesley, Rumor, Skyle, Cassidy, Zoe, Cloe, Max, Hunter, Kendel, Katelyn, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kira, Ean, Lauren, Kubert, Phil!''
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Postby triplemultiplex » Mon Feb 26, 2007 10:59 pm

Guiness Book of Records guy: "Congratulations, Springfield, you're America's fattest city."

Homer: "Woo hoo! In your face Milwaukee!"

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Chief Wiggum: "Put out an APB for a Uostwis R. Vemoh. Better start with Greektown."

Eddie: "You're reading it upside-down, Chief. That's Homer J. Simpson."

Chief Wiggum: "Cancel that APB. But could you bring back some of those 'gyros'?"

Eddie: "Chief, you're talking into your wallet."
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Postby Aym_Dand » Tue Feb 27, 2007 6:02 pm

Homer: "Quiet, Lisa; the dog is barking."
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Postby love*metal » Tue Feb 27, 2007 6:19 pm

Scully: ''Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?''
Homer: ''Yes''. (lie dectector blows up)

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Ralph: (whispering) ''Lisa, what's the answer to number seven?''
Lisa: (whispering) ''Sorry, Ralph. That would defeat the purpose of testing as a means of student evaluation''.
Ralph:(whispering) ''My cat's name is Mittens''.

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Homer: ''Moe, I need your advice''.
Moe: ''Yeah?''
Homer: ''See, I got this friend named... Joey Jo Jo... Junior... Shabadoo''.
Moe: ''That's the worst name I ever heard''.
(Joey runs out of the bar sobbing)
Barney: ''Hey Joey Jo Jo!''
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Postby triplemultiplex » Tue Feb 27, 2007 10:50 pm

"Okay Marge, if anyone asks, you require 24-hour care, Lisa is a member of the clergy, Maggie is 7 people and Bart was wounded in Vietnam."
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Postby Aym_Dand » Thu Mar 01, 2007 11:58 pm

Sign:

Soy Pops
Now With Gag Suppressant!
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Postby love*metal » Sun Mar 04, 2007 6:43 pm

Comic Book Guy: ''Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix''.
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Postby triplemultiplex » Sun Mar 04, 2007 6:57 pm

Lerlene: "Oh Homer, you're as smart as you are handsome!"

Homer: "Hey! ....oh, you meant that as a compliment."

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Sign gag from the 'Freak-E-Mart' B story in "Lisa the Simpson":

Haunted Cash Machine!
Dispenses images of dead presidents!
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Postby Cool_Shan » Sun Mar 04, 2007 7:32 pm

Karl: I've got melt fever!
Lenny: I've got down syndrome!
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Homer: Woah, look at the high defintition of this T.v i can see the souless emptiness in that sharks eyes. (Changes channel) Oooh two and a half men... i can see the souless emptiness in Charlie Sheens eyes.

Thats all i got :)
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Postby gtaca2005 » Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:25 pm

Bart- "I thought you said go to bread."
"It's not Jesus.... It's a portal monster." - SuperiourSavior
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Postby swellman7 » Sun Mar 04, 2007 9:10 pm

Milhouse(as a giant slug) to lisa: "I'm not sure how I reproduce yet, but we'll have a great time figuring it out"
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Postby love*metal » Sun Mar 04, 2007 10:02 pm

Abe: ''That doll is EVIL, I tells ya. Evil, EVIL!''
Marge: ''Grandpa, you said that about all the presents''.
Abe: ''I just want attention''.

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Homer: ''Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!''
Marge: ''HOMER!''
Homer: ''I gotta go Moe my damn weiner kids are listening''.
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