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"Mr. Smithers! Mr. Smithers! That moose is on fire!"
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"That does it! You people have stood in my way long enough! I'm going to clown college!"
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"There's no such thing as 'Scotchtoberfest'!"
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Homer: "What do you have to wash that awful taste out of my mouth?"
street vendor: "Mountain Dew or crab juice."
Homer: "Ewww! Ick! Blaaah! I'll have a crab juice."
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"That does it! You people have stood in my way long enough! I'm going to clown college!"
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"There's no such thing as 'Scotchtoberfest'!"
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Homer: "What do you have to wash that awful taste out of my mouth?"
street vendor: "Mountain Dew or crab juice."
Homer: "Ewww! Ick! Blaaah! I'll have a crab juice."
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You read it! You can't unread it!
"Let the bears pay the Bear Tax -- I pay the Homer tax!"
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I probably would have just put the f*cking lotion in the basket.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nSD-Tk0Z3zI
http://www.gonefiction.com
I probably would have just put the f*cking lotion in the basket.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nSD-Tk0Z3zI
http://www.gonefiction.com
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"Aw that took too long. How come we had to transfer through Atlanta twice?"
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"My eyes! The goggles do not work!"
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Burns: "Use an open-faced club; a sand wedge!"
Homer: "Mmm, open-faced club sandwich..."
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"I dunno Bart, my dad's a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory."
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"My eyes! The goggles do not work!"
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Burns: "Use an open-faced club; a sand wedge!"
Homer: "Mmm, open-faced club sandwich..."
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"I dunno Bart, my dad's a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory."
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triplemultiplex
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(Hee, hee, double post!)
"Don't forget to bring back my car back tomorrow; just slide it under the door."
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"For dangerously under-weight individuals such as yourself, I recommend a slow, steady gorging process combined with ass-al horizontology."
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Lenny: "We made it! And all thanks to teamwork."
Carl: "Yeah, my teamwork."
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Marge: "Why is that monkey wearing a diaper? You said he was house-broken."
Homer & Mojo: "Meh..."
"Don't forget to bring back my car back tomorrow; just slide it under the door."
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"For dangerously under-weight individuals such as yourself, I recommend a slow, steady gorging process combined with ass-al horizontology."
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Lenny: "We made it! And all thanks to teamwork."
Carl: "Yeah, my teamwork."
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Marge: "Why is that monkey wearing a diaper? You said he was house-broken."
Homer & Mojo: "Meh..."
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You read it! You can't unread it!
You read it! You can't unread it!
Surly Teenager: "Oh here comes that cannonball guy. He's cool."
Jaded Teenager: "Are you being sarcastic man?"
Surly Teenager: "I don't even know anymore."
Jaded Teenager: "Are you being sarcastic man?"
Surly Teenager: "I don't even know anymore."
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I probably would have just put the f*cking lotion in the basket.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nSD-Tk0Z3zI
http://www.gonefiction.com
I probably would have just put the f*cking lotion in the basket.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nSD-Tk0Z3zI
http://www.gonefiction.com
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teenager: "Here's your taco, mister. Oops, it fell in the frier. I'll get it... Ow! Ow! Owww! Here you are."
Krusty: "Forget it, I don't want it."
teenager: "But this comes out of my salary. If I had a girlfriend, she'd kill me."
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"Simpson, Homer Simpson. He's the greatest guy in history. From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree. Aaaaahhh!" <crunch>
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"Country music sucks. It just takes precious airwaves away from shock jocks whose antics amuse us all."
Krusty: "Forget it, I don't want it."
teenager: "But this comes out of my salary. If I had a girlfriend, she'd kill me."
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"Simpson, Homer Simpson. He's the greatest guy in history. From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree. Aaaaahhh!" <crunch>
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"Country music sucks. It just takes precious airwaves away from shock jocks whose antics amuse us all."
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You read it! You can't unread it!
You read it! You can't unread it!
Ned: Ooh okay, duuuuude! I wouldn't want you to have a cow, maaaan! Here's a catch-phrase you better learn for your adult years: "Hey, Buddy, got a quarter?"
Bart: I am shocked and appalled.
Lisa: Mr. Flanders, with all due respect, Bart didn't do anything.
Ned: Do I hear the sound of butting in? It's gotta be little Lisa Simpson! Springfield's answer to a question NO ONE ASKED!
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"Put a sock in it, Roy."
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"My feet are soaked, but my cuffs are bone dry! Everything's coming up Milhouse!"
Bart: I am shocked and appalled.
Lisa: Mr. Flanders, with all due respect, Bart didn't do anything.
Ned: Do I hear the sound of butting in? It's gotta be little Lisa Simpson! Springfield's answer to a question NO ONE ASKED!
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"Put a sock in it, Roy."
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"My feet are soaked, but my cuffs are bone dry! Everything's coming up Milhouse!"
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